#2
Not to be a buzz kill, but I've known that for years.
They have the same emotions as a 2 year old.
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#4
A dog will stare you straight in the eyes as it takes a huge crap. Those guys don't care, and then they have the audacity to get you to clean it up for them while they watch?

I didn't need a scientific study to know that they have no shame.
#5
"They say dogs are a man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that will look me dead in the eye while taking a shit on my carpet."

They're just animals, they don't know any better.
#6
No shit, my dog pukes and eats it and then expects a treat
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
I guess that makes me a dog then.
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#9
I've had a sneaking suspicion for quite some time that the dogs don't actually write the notes.
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#11
That was about as surprising as a little bunny with the word 'boo' painted on it's nose. Of course dogs have no shame, why do you think they attempt to **** whenever and wherever they want, humans don't.


Actually some do.
A poem.
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