#3
That's hot.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#4
what has Kirk Douglas been doing under the city hall
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#6
200 year old douche found under NYC City Hall.


What were you doing under there, Jackal?!
#9
Quote by sam b
What were you doing under there, Jackal?!


Was counting the posts til this showed up lol
#10
A party favor from your bachelor days, eh?


I love how this thread is going
My God, it's full of stars!
#11
Quote by sam b
What were you doing under there, Jackal?!




All I came here for
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
nbc your website ****ing sucks
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#13
A douche made out of bone? Now that's fancy!

I'm pretty sure an erection joke exists in there somewhere.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#14
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Was counting the posts til this showed up lol

Was disappointed it took so long.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
I wonder how much that goes for in today's market...

I just ebayed vintage douche... the oldest one is $56.25
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#16
There's a market for vintage douches?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
Quote by eGraham
There's a market for vintage douches?

Dick Cheney gets $25K for speaking engagements.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#18
Quote by Jackal58
Dick Cheney gets $25K for speaking engagements.



Wait, I can be a huge asshole, shoot my friend in the face, promote a terrible war that resulted in essentially nothing besides death and destruction, and people will pay me to mumble some half hearted message to large groups of people?


I'm in the wrong line of work.
#20
Quote by daytripper75
Wait, I can be a huge asshole, shoot my friend in the face, promote a terrible war that resulted in essentially nothing besides death and destruction, and people will pay me to mumble some half hearted message to large groups of people?


I'm in the wrong line of work.

You and me both brother!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#21
Quote by Jackal58
Dick Cheney gets $25K for speaking engagements.

I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.