#2
Luecke, who has no criminal record, now faces three charges: public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.


That's what I call furious masturbation!
#3
Guess he was caught red-handed, then.
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#6
Can you blame him? You know how hard it is to work with all those sexy teenagers?!
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#9
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Guess he was caught red-handed, then.



Furious, not violent
o()o

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#10
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What makes it furious masturbating?

Is it more to do with the speed involved or was he shouting at his tackle or something?

Article needs moar research


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#11
I like that one "suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants" and "manipulating his penis" lol
#12
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I like that one "suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants" and "manipulating his penis" lol
Which is a more formal way of saying "having a furious wank".
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#15
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Was it Fast and Furious?

There is a Rock joke in there somewhere.
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#16
He wasn't Luecke-ng out for onlookers.
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#17
His penis was manipulated. It wasn't the penis's fault.
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#18
"the 72-year old substitute teacher had his hand stuck down his pants and was “manipulating his penis.”

Oh boy
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#21
That's jacked, but here's the rub, the only masturbation allowed in public schools is mental masturbation, so I doubt he'll beat the charge and he'll get tossed to the wolves...
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#23
he was just teaching sex ED...he shouldnt have been arrested, poor guy
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#26
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Are we sure he wasn't just having a stroke?

nailed it.
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Are we sure he wasn't just having a stroke?

poifect
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