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#1
Today I got this fine piece of smoking equipment.



What is it exactly, where could I get some guides on how to play it properly, would I be a tool for actually playing it and how much of a pleb would I be if I told people it was a bongo?

I would post this on the Drums section but it seems to be dead.

Feel free to post your own bongs and percussion instruments.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#2
I think the heat is probably going to burn straight through that flimsy side m8.
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#3
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I think the heat is probably going to burn straight through that flimsy side m8.

Dully noted. Though it's not as bad as it looks on the photo. Still very sturdy and I can't seem to detect anything being seriously wrong with the sound with my pleb ears.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#5


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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Mar 1, 2014,
#6
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*JamesBong*


10/10 would smoke.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
Quote by JamSessionFreak
]What is it exactly


It's a djembe


where could I get some guides on how to play it properly


It's one of the most popular hand drums in existence, guides are all over the internet


would I be a tool for actually playing it


Sorta, yeah. It's the go-to instrument for non-musical hippies to bang on after ripping the bong in the park. If you're actually good then it's another story though.


and how much of a pleb would I be if I told people it was a bongo?



Major pleb. Bongos are linked, small, and not goblet drums. Nothing like a djembe.
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#8
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10/10 would smoke.

but could you take on the gas mask bong
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#9


i go through smoking equipment faster than weed
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#10
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It's a djembe


It's one of the most popular hand drums in existence, guides are all over the internet

Sorta, yeah. It's the go-to instrument for non-musical hippies to bang on after ripping the bong in the park. If you're actually good then it's another story though.


Major pleb. Bongos are linked, small, and not goblet drums. Nothing like a djembe.

Ye, I thought about it but it seems to be smaller than most of the stuff I can find with Google. It's roughly 20 cm or 11 inches tall and the membrane part is almost identical in size to a CD or DVD.

Could it lack growth hormones?

Thanks for all the info though, it helps a lot. I will do my best to not be a non-musical hippy. I'm not planning on actually even showing it in public, I'd just mess around with it at home.

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but could you take on the gas mask bong


Only with some air-raid sirens in the background for increased street-rep.

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*hooker*

i go through smoking equipment faster than weed

m8, that looks like a sheesha or hookah or whatever it's called?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Mar 1, 2014,
#12
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m8, that looks like a sheesha or hookah or whatever it's called?

yeah but with some minor tweaking it works pretty much exactly like a bong. my friend just brought it over one day, said he found it in some dudes basement
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#13
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worked in a headshop AMA

When giving head, did you spit or swallow?

Did you seriously work there though? If so, see bellow.
v v v

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yeah but with some minor tweaking it works pretty much exactly like a bong. my friend just brought it over one day, said he found it in some dudes basement


Oh, cool. I thought you couldn't smoke weed in those since the resin ruins the piping, though. Maybe thrash could tell us more?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Mar 1, 2014,
#14
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When giving head, did you spit or swallow?

your mother spit, it wasnt very becoming of a lady but then again she wasnt much of one
Oh, cool. I thought you couldn't smoke weed in those since the resin ruins the piping, though. Maybe thrash could tell us more?

about?
#15
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your mother spit, it wasnt very becoming of a lady but then again she wasnt much of one


I dun got schooled.

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about?


Hookahs and how well they handle weed.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
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oh. dunno we didnt sell em

Oh. My bad, they're pretty common around these parts so I just assumed...

Thanks 'nyway tho.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Oh. My bad, they're pretty common around these parts so I just assumed...

Thanks 'nyway tho.

yeah, not here. we sold assorted glassware, scales, grinders & vapes. keep in mind this place was called "rock universe" and they used advanced level stoner engineering to disguise it. from the outside it looked nothing like a headshop. it was actually pretty hilarious.
#19
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Oh, cool. I thought you couldn't smoke weed in those since the resin ruins the piping, though. Maybe thrash could tell us more?

i dont know. iirc the piping is quite small and annoying to deal with
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#23
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can jams mother take a dick?

provided shes not still frozen stiff

i must say though, i'm not very good at smoking the gas mask bong without bursting into hysterical laughter. gets pretty messy
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#24
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Oh, cool. I thought you couldn't smoke weed in those since the resin ruins the piping, though. Maybe thrash could tell us more?

No more than tobacco resin does. Good hookahs have detachable hoses so you can just replace them, or detach and give a thorough cleaning with iso alcohol.
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#25
This thread is now officialy 90% bong and 10% hand drum. I regret nothing.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#27
Quote by JamSessionFreak



Oh, cool. I thought you couldn't smoke weed in those since the resin ruins the piping, though. Maybe thrash could tell us more?


I would be that friend who brought it over and yeah It's a pain to get it to work properly but it is possible, I brought it over from my x-stepdad the day I got from WACKEN 2013 and I brought about 1.5 G's of weed from Germany, believe that was the same day as we did X

But anyways down to the point, The bongs I have had and actually taken pics of(about 30% of the bongs I have had)

My first and only store bought bong(except the gasmask bong)and Burgery broke it
There we had 3g's of silver haze and 5g's of purple kush

Including my old room/gaming setup


Mr.jones(still owned, taken apart)


The double penetration(taken apart and thrown away, was not air tight enough)


The bucket(Still owned and used from time to time, as you can see it hasn't been used in ages tho, and I need a bowl on it)


Win Diesel (big muscle and sounded like an diesel engine, It got taken away)

This bong had a top of a socket wrench a 22'' one


James Bong (My newest and current bong, needs a minor adjustments but nothing too hard)


And since Burgery decided to post of me smoking the gas mask I feel like it's only fair I post one of him with the gas mas(cause he was too stoned to smoke out of it, always spilled everything everywhere all the time)


Oh and BTW Wake and baking with silver haze in a gas mask is messed up !
#28
lol
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#30
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lmao at this blatant degeneracy, this is what weed does to people

blaze it faggot
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#32
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You kids are too young to be smoking. Graduate first.

well if you are referring to me I graduated about 2 years ago and dropped out of collage 1 year ago, before you start accusing someone get to know them..

And just for curiosity why do you think we'd be kids?
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#33
Daaaym son, you got a lot of bongs. James Bong is still the best though.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#34
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well if you are referring to me I graduated about 2 years ago and dropped out of collage 1 year ago, before you start accusing someone get to know them..

And just for curiosity why do you think we'd be kids?


just say no
#35
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well if you are referring to me I graduated about 2 years ago and dropped out of collage 1 year ago, before you start accusing someone get to know them..

And just for curiosity why do you think we'd be kids?




****ing pot smoking degenerate scum
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#37
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Daaaym son, you got a lot of bongs. James Bong is still the best though.

defiantly the best bong I have ever made, I love it and so simple, I just used the piece from the store bought bong stuck it in a jameson bottle and it's ready, couldn't be simpler, but watch out if you are going to try this cause that bottle is made of plastic that burns real fast.
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

Il Padre
Il Filio
Et Lo Spiritus Malum
Omnis Caelestis
Delenda Est

Anti Cristus
Il Filio De Sathanas
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#39
Right now I'm in the making of a new bong, it shall be my greatest masterpiece so far.

I have only been cleaning the stuff I'm using for it and here is a little sneak preview
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Il Padre
Il Filio
Et Lo Spiritus Malum
Omnis Caelestis
Delenda Est

Anti Cristus
Il Filio De Sathanas
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#40
i have friends that play djembe but they aren't hippies

i also have a friend that plays djembe drums with her wife and they are hippies
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