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#1
So shit's going down in Ukraine as they are preparing for invasion by the Russians. Emergency UN security council meeting?

If Russian invades and atrocities are committed and we get a really mad situation going on, will the US/EU intervene and will China stand besides Russia?

Or will we just get some empty words and a return to the status quo after a few weeks of media coverage, letting innocents die to save the greater good?
#2
WW3? probably
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#3
The US will undoubtedly wave their dick.
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#4
China would not stand beside Russia or the US. Just laugh their way to the bank.
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#5
WW3?

No chance. Probably another Crimean war
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#6
everyone will have forgotten about it in 3 months and something else will take the headlines
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everyone will have forgotten about it in 3 months and something else will take the headlines


Yep. Remember when North Korea and South Korea were on the verge of starting WW3? Probably not.
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#8
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Yep. Remember when North Korea and South Korea were on the verge of starting WW3? Probably not.


Remember Syria which pops up into the news every now and again?
#9
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Remember Syria which pops up into the news every now and again?


Exactly. It's just gonna be a couple of leaders stroking their dicks and nothing will happen.
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#10
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The US will undoubtedly wave their dick.

Finally! Florida has been all flaccid for quite a while
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#11
doooooomed
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#12
I expect war and hostility, but I don't expect WWIII, because that to me means nukes are coming in. Even if he's a power-hungry megalomaniac, Putin's smart enough to prioritize existence over controlling Ukraine.
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#13
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I expect war and hostility, but I don't expect WWIII, because that to me means nukes are coming in. Even if he's a power-hungry megalomaniac, Putin's smart enough to prioritize existence over controlling Ukraine.

Putin isn't the only one with an exploding basketball in this game. The Ukraine is a nuclear power as well.
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#14
Wouldn't mind being drafted to fight in WW3, it'd save me having to look for jobs tbh
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You live in ENGLAND now m8. We don't have conscription.
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#16
it's been a long wait for the trilogy to be completed
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#17
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You live in ENGLAND now m8. We don't have conscription.

Aw...let me dream.

Or maybe i can join Italy when they switch over to the good side half way through.
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#19
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WW3? probably

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#20
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Putin isn't the only one with an exploding basketball in this game. The Ukraine is a nuclear power as well.


Wait, they are?

I had assumed that Russia took the nukes of every former Soviet country when they still had control, and that they kept a tight grip on preventing other Eastern European countries from getting nuclear weapons since.

In that case I am much more concerned than previously.
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#21
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world w3r?


The Greatest War, y'know, homage to the Great War
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Wait, they are?

I had assumed that Russia took the nukes of every former Soviet country when they still had control, and that they kept a tight grip on preventing other Eastern European countries from getting nuclear weapons.

In that case I am much more concerned than previously.

Ukraine said "lol nah we'll keep 'em"
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#25
Nope. Although if WWIII were to start, I'm betting Egypt would be on Russia's side. I'll be on the other side, thank you.


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China would not stand beside Russia or the US. Just laugh their way to the bank.

Well, they owe that bank quite a bit, so it's more like a chuckle.
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#29
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world w3r?

WW3D
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#30
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can someone please summarise wtf is happening in ukraine for me cos I missed all of it, and now when I google it all I can find is stuff about putin and I want to know what happened before that.


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#31
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can someone please summarise wtf is happening in ukraine for me cos I missed all of it, and now when I google it all I can find is stuff about putin and I want to know what happened before that.


I think...3 month long protests against the pro-Russian government got nasty, government got overthrown, now there is an anti-Russian government in power since the ex-leader fled to Russia.

Russian is now occupying Crimea which I think is in Ukraine and moving fleets to the coast of Ukraine and Ukrainian forces are divided between Russian loyalists and anti-Russian forces and it will all kick off soon.

It'd make for a sweet Tom Clancy novel if it wasn't all actually happening.
#32
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can someone please summarise wtf is happening in ukraine for me cos I missed all of it, and now when I google it all I can find is stuff about putin and I want to know what happened before that.

In November the Ukrainian government made more deals with Russia while rejecting closer ties with the west/EU

The Kiev public did not like this, they want to move towards the EU - so went and protested in Kiev.. for 3 months

It all kicked off a few weeks ago with fighting after the government got sick of the protesters and tried to move them

The bloodshed and anger it created caused a shitstorm - the president has now left

The new president now wants to start working towards a new Ukraine close to the west/EU

Ukraine is split down the middle, majority on the west (Kiev) are pro-EU, majority on the east (Kharkiv, Donetsk) are pro-Russia

This is causing tensions between Ukrainians in some cities close to Russia in the east (if pro-Russians go and march, they get attacked by pro-EU etc)

Russia has their only (I think) warm water navy base in Crimea (a region in southern Ukraine)

Putin is probably worried that if Ukraine goes to the west - he'll lose that.. so is now getting the military involved

Ukraine now preparing their military too, for when the Russians arrive


The end

..for now
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#34
So how about we stay the **** out of it and let Russia do what they want to former Russia.
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#35
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I highly doubt WW3 will ever happen

nuclear deterrence too strong


this, that's why the people that want total Nuclear Disarmament are stupid, there is a reason that we haven't had any global wars since WWII.
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#36
How many WWIII's has there been? Everybody thinks every ****ing thing will be WWIII. It won't. Stop it.
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#38
World War 3: the Empire Strikes Back
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#39
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How many WWIII's has there been? Everybody thinks every ****ing thing will be WWIII. It won't. Stop it.


I'd say this one is pretty significant. It will probably amount to nothing but it's not somewhere like the Middle-East or Korea it's a lot closer to the traditional Western sphere of influence so could have a much more profound effect.
#40
dropping the numerals is where it's at - just THE World War: World at War
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