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#2
They're weak and can't hold it properly
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Because playing guitar causes callouses to develop on your fingertips.

I imagine most women prefer having soft fingers.

Soft fingers are nice.
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#12
lmao @ u
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#13
we are all women :woman:




#14
Most girls don't have hobbies. I'm glad my girlfriend just bought a violin. Watch out guys she's gonna be the next Paganini!!!
#15
they play piano cuz it's a much better instrument
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#16
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Because most women don't pick up guitar as a teenager to get pussy.

... true.
also, a lot of girls would rather date a guitar player i guess?
#17
Quote by stratkat
Because most women don't pick up guitar as a teenager to get pussy.


Pretty much this.

9 out of 10 guitarists picked up the guitar because it's cool. Guitar chicks are either lesbos or been forced by f**cked up parents to play classical guitar.
#19
Iunno, but it holds true. But there are instruments where women would be prevalent, I have a feeling flute may be the case, and for violin it seems like roughly 50/50 to me.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#21
They dont because the guitar is not a kitchen utensil
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#22
I guess its just more of a 'guy thing' to do. I've personally seen far more women playing things like the flute than men as well.

What I find hilarious and annoying at the same time is the way that some people obsess over women guitarists even when their skill is average at best. Take this girl for example:



Her playing is kinda sloppy, very basic and the tone has way too much gain and other crap. Even her own non-improvised songs are very generic and dull.

She even has her own signature guitar worth over $1000 somehow. I mean, personally shes not my type at all but scrolling through the comments, its clear that people idolise her because shes a girl.

Here is also another video which has millions of views because the thumbnail is a girl with large bewbs and a guitar.



Now THIS girl on the other hand, she is going to grow up and be something special I think. I could barely play Smoke On The Water at her age:

MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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#23
Ridiculous gender roles and the gender bias of people with guitars in the media.
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#25
I know quite a few that do actually


Not as many dudes I know, but still quite a few
#26
We already do everything else men do better anyway. We have to let them have something they think they are better at.
#27
almost every woman plays guitar
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#28
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We already do everything else men do better anyway. We have to let them have something they think they are better at.


Thank god for that. I have to lord SOMETHING over my wife
My God, it's full of stars!
#29
Quote by AllJudasPriest
We already do everything else men do better anyway. We have to let them have something they think they are better at.


If there are three things that I have learned from being a girl, they are:

-both sexes are completely insufferable and useless in their own ways
-when women take advantage of men it is usually socially and legally acceptable
-all of my female friends' bra sizes

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Thank god for that. I have to lord SOMETHING over my wife


You also have opening pickle jars and reaching high shelves.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
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You also have opening pickle jars and reaching high shelves.
The trick to opening pickle jars is to lift with your legs.

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But why?
Why does it need an answer? Just let it go, man.
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#33
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You also have opening pickle jars and reaching high shelves.


And I take the dog out when it's raining
My God, it's full of stars!
#35
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And I take the dog out when it's raining


And you can pee your name in the snow.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#36
Quote by theogonia777
If there are three things that I have learned from being a girl, they are:

-both sexes are completely insufferable and useless in their own ways
-when women take advantage of men it is usually socially and legally acceptable
-all of my female friends' bra sizes

You also have opening pickle jars and reaching high shelves.
I'm neither insufferable or useless. Never acceptable to take advantage of another.

If you can't open.pickle jars or reach up high, you don't deserve the pickles or whatever's up high.
#37
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If you can't open.pickle jars or reach up high, you don't deserve the pickles or whatever's up high.


"Nobody's better than me at anything "
My God, it's full of stars!
#38
Quote by Dreadnought
"Nobody's better than me at anything "

This rings true for myself, but I'm sure most of the pit knows that
#40
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It's because they know you play guitar and they're trying to distance themselves from you as much as possible.





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