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When you were in school, whether it's middle school, high school, etc. what were some rumors that developed that in retrospect seem pretty damn stupid?

When I was in high school, there was a rumor that this one girl went to the bathroom during lunch and masturbated with a hot dog wiener, and it got stuck and she had to go to the hospital.

There was this black guy who stopped going to school, and over time the rumor became that he got expelled for having sex with a retarded girl in the stairwell.
#2
There was a rumor that this girl did porn.

Well now she does so that rumor came true.
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There was this black guy who stopped going to school, and over time the rumor became that he got expelled for having sex with a retarded girl in the stairwell.



Sounds like more than a rumor to me.
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#5
I don't remember there being any rumors in middle school. But this one day in high school, our mascot statue was missing. It was rumored that our high school rivals had sneaked in overnight and took it. Everyone kept resending this dumb text to make us aware. Even I got one and I don't know how because I didn't even give out my number much.

Tuns out, the art club had took it into the auditorium for redecoration or something like that.
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When I was in high school, there was a rumor that this one girl went to the bathroom during lunch and masturbated with a hot dog wiener, and it got stuck and she had to go to the hospital.



Jesus christ that exact same rumor went around mine as well
#8
There were those rumors of me and a pterodactyl. Completely unfounded.
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one girl had 3 abortions

thats all i remember
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#10
not a rumour but one guy i was kinda friends with would always sneak out class and have sex with his gf in the school

he told us all how one day they snuck into the maintenance room and the janitor walked in on them while she was feasting on his asshole

they got sent to the office and their parents got called.. it's pretty funny when you think of how a conversation with someone about how their 14 year old daughter was caught licking some stoner's shitter in a closet would go down lol.. she ended up moving at the end of the school year




#11
that some girl had five pounds of cum in her stomach

that some girl did cocaine in the bathroom and thats why she got kicked out

oh high school
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#12
Allegedly one of the biology teachers was a massive slut in college and earned the nickname "the mattress" as she slept with anybody. Idk if it was true, but damn was she a huge bitch.
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Jesus christ that exact same rumor went around mine as well

Same here
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#14
My cousin was a slut. She really was though, she was caught giving like three different guys blowies. They were all at the same time to top it off. Thank goodness nobody knew she was my cousin.
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Allegedly one of the biology teachers was a massive slut in college and earned the nickname "the mattress" as she slept with anybody. Idk if it was true, but damn was she a huge bitch.

one of my teachers earned the nickname "the mattress" too... but that was because she weighed a ton and I pissed on her
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I heard TS has to wear diapers because he can't control his doodies.
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#18
not that many one prevalent one was that i boned this one chick who i totally hadnt
at the time

it was like girl "hey have you heard what people are saying"
me"yeah pretty dumb to make shit up"
*shagfest*
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I heard TS has to wear diapers because he can't control his doodies.


i did too

is this true, ts?
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#21
Back in high school when my one friend first moved into town from Virginia, everyone thought it was because he murdered his family and burned his house down.
#22
There was a Home Ec. teacher that someone found a link to a liposuction testimonial where she mentioned her modeling career. That escalated to her having been a playboy model named Miss Cookie, or an adaptation of her real name, Miss Cajiggles.

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Back in high school when my one friend first moved into town from Virginia, everyone thought it was because he murdered his family and burned his house down.

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#24
There was one hallway that was like a greenhouse with a bunch of tropical plants in it called jungle hallway. Rumor had it that someone let his pet tarantulas go in there and now there were hoards of them.

The principal had a tattoo on his forearm that was a secret KKK symbol. That might have been true he did have a tattoo and it was Indiana and that guy was pretty racist.

Two old twin English teachers used to bang all the football players back in their hayday.

This girl who later became my friend in college was fooling around with the freshman english teacher. She swears she wasn't but I kinda think she did it.

This one ******ed kid wasn't really ******ed but he just pretended to be so that he could take art classes all day.

Tim Thompson quit school because he got AIDs. He was a gay manslut that banged adult stranger men so that's totally possible though.

This one girl masturbated with a pickle. That just seems stupid though obviously any girl would prefer a cucumber.
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#25
A guys older brother who was also in the school was caught giving an old guy head in the back of a bus.
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the 'girl wanking with a hot dog and it gets stuck' rumor is actually pervasive enough to get a snipes page :http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/hotdog.asp


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not a rumour but one guy i was kinda friends with would always sneak out class and have sex with his gf in the school

he told us all how one day they snuck into the maintenance room and the janitor walked in on them while she was feasting on his asshole

they got sent to the office and their parents got called.. it's pretty funny when you think of how a conversation with someone about how their 14 year old daughter was caught licking some stoner's shitter in a closet would go down lol.. she ended up moving at the end of the school year

good story
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I heard TS has to wear diapers because he can't control his doodies.


Funny you say that, as there was a rumor about a gal who frequently took it in the ass and her hole was no longer tight enough to stop leakage.
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#29
I wonder if high schoolers actually believe the rumors or do they think of it more as a funny joke.

One of my teacher in high school told us how one of her student took off his pants during class and started measuring his penis.
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This rumor started circulating in my senior year that I was hooking up with one of my friends behind my then-girlfriend's back. My girlfriend heard it from so many people that she bought into it and broke up with me, without telling me why. Super classy.

Another one was that my Econ teacher was hooking up with one of the English teachers, which led to the former getting a divorce. That same English teacher ended up either quitting or getting fired (depending on who you ask) not long after, and she had a history of erratic behavior, so none of that would surprise me.

Beyond that it's just sex in public places, like most high schools. One girl supposedly gave her boyfriend head in the back of a packed bus on a field trip, and another blew some guy in the locker room for no other reason than she was dared to. One time I slipped on a used condom in the cafeteria, up on the stage area. My ex also slipped on somebody's thong at my junior prom.

High school was weird.
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-That there was a swimming pool under the gym but someone drowned in it so they filled it up.
-That a bus crashed into a nearby pond and was still at the bottom.
-That all the cameras in the school weren't actually on so they couldn't actually see you (disproved several times)
-That a kid got expelled for punching all the pregnant students in the stomach
-That one teacher left the school because a kid killed her husband
-That there was a ghost in the auditorium
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10 years ago when I was 8 there was a rumour going around that I took a spin in the local p0rnstars car, I only found out about the rumour 3 years ago.

In high school there was a rumour that a girl tried to masterbate with a test tube and it smashed inside her, bothrumours are false
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#33
One of my teachers was rumored to have been caught masterbating in a well known golf course/national park.
#34
My school was a constant rumour mill....

I'm a diabetic (not the diabeetus kind, the genetic kind), and apparently to a group of 7 year olds, that equates to "That new kid has AIDS".....kids are dicks......

Other rumours...hmmm....
-One girl apparently had 3 abortions....before the age of 15 (She actually made that up herself, biggest attention seeker I've ever seen)
-That one girl let 4 guys have anal with her in the toilets
-One kid allegedly banged his sister (This may have been true)
-And the usual rumours about people who banged/made out with the ugly chicks
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My social teacher in tenth grade was in a swingers club with his friends, and they all nailed each others wives/girlfriends. One had a pregnancy scare, so they all called it quits, except Teach and one of his friends's girlfriend. They kept at it for a while, then his wife found out, and they got divorced. Turns out this one was true, though.
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not that many one prevalent one was that i boned this one chick who i totally hadnt
at the time

lol...that totes means you did later.

fattie ****er... (ok, I've def boned some fatties when I was drunk so I'm not one to judge)

When I was in sixth grade there was a rumor that I had memorized the dictionary (because I skipped 5th so I was a "smartie"). When some kid asked me about it, I basically told him he was a ****ing idiot for believing that.
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#37
I remember people talking about this girl who could allegedly fit her whole fist inside her asshole.
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When I was in sixth grade there was a rumor that I had memorized the dictionary (because I skipped 5th so I was a "smartie"). When some kid asked me about it, I basically told him he was a ****ing idiot for believing that.


Oh yeah I had this rumor about me too in 6th grade because I told my teacher that I loved reading and writing and someone overheard and twisted it into this lol. No one asked me about it though. But it resulted in 6 years of people asking me to spell things for them (and do their math homework, although that's a different story)

it is actually awesome because now I have a 7th sense for when someone is going to ask me for help/do something for them etc and what I expect to get in return, if anything, even before they've said it. I always help everyone out though if it's teaching them how to do something because I don't mind
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#39
There was one especially bizarre rumor in my high school that some emo kid wanted to go home early so he stabbed himself through the hand with a chisel and there was lots of blood etc etc etc so his mom had to take him to the hospital
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My school was a constant rumour mill....

I'm a diabetic (not the diabeetus kind, the genetic kind), and apparently to a group of 7 year olds, that equates to "That new kid has AIDS".....kids are dicks......

Other rumours...hmmm....
-One girl apparently had 3 abortions....before the age of 15 (She actually made that up herself, biggest attention seeker I've ever seen)
-That one girl let 4 guys have anal with her in the toilets
-One kid allegedly banged his sister (This may have been true)
-And the usual rumours about people who banged/made out with the ugly chicks

reminds me of how there was this one morbidly obese girl in my 6th grade class

some of the other girls were picking on her so i did the whole "hey leave her alone" thing

next day everyone was convinced i had a crush on her and by the end of the month i had to deal with my teacher confronting me and asking if what the other kids were saying about me having sex with her in the park were true




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