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#1
You guys ever seen/ride any of these shitty ass crapcycles?



If you happen to ride this thing. I will run you over and continue to run you over with my vehicle. That is all.
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#3
It just looks like he has a heavy arse and has squashed the bike
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#5
The mortality rate for those bike owners must be 100/100.
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#7
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The mortality rate for those bike owners must be 100/100.


In the last two days I almost ran over 3 different assbikers. They always drive in the MIDDLE of the fuccking street. I really hate everyone who drives these things. Just fly off a cliff with a hand glider attached to it ffs. It'd be more entertaining to see them careening into a cliff.
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#8
there's a mildly eccentric guy living down my street who builds his own, they're really ugly
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#9
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In the last two days I almost ran over 3 different assbikers. They always drive in the MIDDLE of the fuccking street. I really hate everyone who drives these things. Just fly off a cliff with a hand glider attached to it ffs. It'd be more entertaining to see them careening into a cliff.

What kind of posh prick-filled place do you have to live where you see people regularly on these things ?
#10
Arizona.

They're everywhere and everyone who rides one is a posh prick.
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#11
That looks really uncomfortable actually.

I'll stick to my normal bike so I don't have to get run over by crazed ?Iranians?
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#13
Come to Austin, we need to weed alot of these biker people off our roads...If you want to bike down lakeline, or bagdad, or Anderson mill during rush hour, then you deserve to die. Bagdad is hardly a two lane road, and they think it's great to ride their bike mid day during rush hour with people passing them at 50 MPH with horse trailers and stuff...
#14
That looks like what a hipster would ride if the fixie became too popular.
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#15
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Arizona.

They're everywhere and everyone who rides one is a posh prick.

If you ride one of them where i'm from, you're gonna have a bad time.
#16
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If you happen to ride this thing. I will run you over and continue to run you over with my vehicle. That is all.



good lad.


but yeah I've seen some hipsters ride them. one hipster 'baker' I see often has a box that kind of overlaps the back wheel to deliver his overpriced tiny bland loaves in.
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#17
How he keeps a straight face while riding that is beyond me. I too would wear shades to conceal my identity.
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#18
It looks fine to me. I don't think it looks stupid or super cool either, it just exists. I've got nothing against it.
#20
I can just picture this scenario:

Crapcycle rider: "Oh, shit! I'm going over a speed bump! ... Ow, my bruised ass!"

Seriously, there's a reason why bike seats are as high up as they tend to be. It's because no one likes hurting their ass while riding.
#21
recumbent bicycles are faster than upright bikes though

one guy hit like 70 mph or someshit
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#23
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recumbent bicycles are faster than upright bikes though

one guy hit like 70 mph or someshit

And then he hit a speed bump and got a bruise the size of Texas on his ass.
#26
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If you ride one of them where i'm from, you're gonna have a bad time.

How have I just noticed that there's an alien in that pic?
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#27
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How have I just noticed that there's an alien in that pic?



WTF.
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#33
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There's a hidden alien in EVERY episode.

Yeah, I've read that.


I just never noticed there was one in that pic, and I've seen the meme quite a few times.
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#34
Those look like they'd be a bitch to get balance on.
#37
Out here in Fresno there's this adjacent "town" called Clovis which all the posh, racist white people emigrated to a couple decades ago and has been a petri-dish of white people shenanigans ever since, and there's always a middle aged white dude in a tour de france jumpsuit on just about every street corner there, it's a ****ing epidemic.
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#38
I've seen these bikes before, but they make no sense to me. Bike crashes are already really common and often end in a dead cyclist. These things being so low to the ground (and consequently out of sight of a lot of drivers) is just asking for trouble.
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#39
The short distance between the ass and the ground is terrifying. Who would ride that?
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#40
Ok, if anybody rode one of them around here they'd probably make it 100yds down the road before somebody had stolen it off them, broken it, and then kicked the shit out of them Talk about a gimp bike.


Also, that looks so uncomfortable on the neck.

Edit: How do you go over bumps?
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