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#1
What is the best date you've been on or the best ideas for dates you have but haven't actually pulled off yet?

Mine was a simple trip to Hyde Park in the summer with this girl and it was pretty fun cos it was a cheap day eating ice cream and getting to know each other. No point in going inside to eat/see a film cos the sunny warm weather gives you all you need to have a good time and get to know each other.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#3
I take all my bitches to the McDonalds ball pit. Bitches love ball pits.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

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#4
Went to a KFC and just stared at each other passionately. Between all the gargling of food going down her throat, I heard her whisper "I love you." :3
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
there was this barmaid in like Norwich or Essex or Brum or some shit, 1 of the 3

took her out for a good bit of the ol how's your mother by a skip
#6
Best date idea:

1) Be with a woman who also wants to be with you
My God, it's full of stars!
#7
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Best date idea:

1) Be with a woman who also wants to be with you

that's the second card
#9
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there was this barmaid in like Norwich or Essex or Brum or some shit, 1 of the 3

took her out for a good bit of the ol how's your mother by a skip



longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#10
Cinema so you can not talk for the whole date then shes/hes forced to go on a second date
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#11
Give her the worst date ever then the stockholm syndome will make her wanna be with you
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#12
Paris obvs
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#16
strip club
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#17
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strip club

Might be awkward having her colleagues and boss around tho
#19
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Might be awkward having her colleagues and boss around tho


i'll take them to a different one
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#20
According to Velcro Man in the other thread to be dating someone we are probably already in love. So I dunno, get some chinese food or some shit.
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#21
Quote by Bladez22
i'll take them to a different one

Might be awkward having her mother around tho
#23
Don't know, but I need ideas now that the cashier has asked me out. Never knew a dream theater shirt would get me a date.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#25
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she must be hideous

Actually no. I'm flabbergasted.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
The best date has a lot of food, pack a picnic and go to the beach, get dinner, bring the guitar, and get her some special food that she likes. See, presents are pretty much useless to girls unless its something they can use everyday, wear everyday, or eat. Candynecklaces are ideal date ensurers. If she likes weed, bring that too. I couldnt ask for a better date myself.
#28
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Actually no. I'm flabbergasted.


Prank shows are getting more and more elaborate these days
#29
Quote by willT08
do you really think candy necklaces are rational?


Only if you're dating a girl made of gingerbread. Or she's 6.
Last edited by Malchius at Mar 6, 2014,
#30
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Prank shows are getting more and more elaborate these days

Y u hav to ruin dis?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#31
Quote by willT08
do you really think candy necklaces are rational?

Yes, girls like candy, and necklaces, therefore girls love candy necklaces.
#32
Quote by Malchius
Only if you're dating a girl made of gingerbread.


to be fair... or a dumb hippie girl. i went out with this girl once... met her at the park and she says "i got you a present" and hands me a rock.
#34
Quote by Neo Evil11
Y u hav to ruin dis?


nah man, she's probably the only woman you could ever come to love. don't **** up.
#35
Quote by progdude93
to be fair... or a dumb hippie girl. i went out with this girl once... met her at the park and she says "i got you a present" and hands me a rock.

lol I am dating a very smart hippie girl, it makes total sense.

edit:
Quote by Malchius
Only if you're dating a girl made of gingerbread.


actually, a gingerbread house would also be a great present idea. girls like houses, and they like candy, therefore a girl would love a gingerbread house
Last edited by jrcsgtpeppers at Mar 6, 2014,
#36
Quote by progdude93
nah man, she's probably the only woman you could ever come to love. don't **** up.

it was so bad that at first I didn't know I was being flirted with.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#37
^ yeah when i was imagining the scenario in my head, that's exactly what i pictured.

@peppers: truth of my previous statement confirmed
#38
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
lol I am dating a very smart hippie girl, it makes total sense.

edit: actually, a gingerbread house would also be a great present idea. girls like houses, and they like candy, therefore a girl would love a gingerbread house

**** me your standards for 'rational' are buzzing
#39
Quote by progdude93
^ yeah when i was imagining the scenario in my head, that's exactly what i pictured.

@peppers: truth of my previous statement confirmed

To be fair, it was a brand new shirt from the show that they gave 2 weeks ago that she could not attend
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#40
some girls like violent sex. therefore, they like sex AND they like violence.

conclusion: there's nothing wrong with punching your girlfriend in the face for no reason IF she enjoys rough sex from time to time.
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