#3
Quote by Dregen
no, they like nimble tongues, careful fingers, and big american wallets


Yeah, that.
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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#4
Quote by Dregen
no, they like nimble tongues, careful fingers, and big american penis

This.
#5
Quote by Ablast
This.
Well I'm going to have to agree with this. Nobody knows the ladies quite like this gentleman.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
I thought this was gonna be about small dainty girls with disappropriately large butts. Like everything else was scaled down to their size but the butt and you end up staring more out of curiosity at this perplexing occurrence than out of perversion.
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#8
Quote by Dregen
no, they like nimble tongues, careful fingers, and big american penis


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Stairway is required on any list of anything involving the words guitar or song, I believe Congress amended the constitution in order to put it into federal law.
#11
Quote by Zerath

How do they even find that out? Do they ask? Cuz if so it's more like "EVERY COUNTRY AVERAGES A NINE INCH PENIS."
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#12
Quote by lolmnt
How do they even find that out? Do they ask? Cuz if so it's more like "EVERY COUNTRY AVERAGES A NINE INCH PENIS."


they probably ask the women.


ok now i think of prostitutes as just devoted statisticians.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#14
Thanks Obama.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by theguitarist
they probably ask the women.


ok now i think of prostitutes as just devoted statisticians.

Pssssshh we all know that women can't tell lengths of things. That's a man's job.

I have a 15 inch penis.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
Quote by theguitarist
I thought this was gonna be about small dainty girls with disappropriately large butts. Like everything else was scaled down to their size but the butt and you end up staring more out of curiosity at this perplexing occurrence than out of perversion.

Exactly what I thought. Why the hell did you have to disappoint us, TS?
#18
Quote by lolmnt


I have a 15 inch penis.



No one wants to hear about your animal genitals collecting fetish.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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