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#2
"you need a new wallet"

"why do you carry 2 dollar bills"
i don't know why i feel so dry
#3
"you think you are getting laid tonight?"

I carry condoms at all time.
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#4
"ahhh you're an organ donor, i'll donor your organ m8"

"but rah tho, why do you not have any money?"
#5



Nothing too interesting in my wallet. Bank card, credit card, cash, ID, a few store discount cards, a picture of my niece, my old university ID (still good when places offer student discounts ), and a couple of casino member cards.


Not sure what a girl would gather from those things.
#8
"$5 and a bus pass? Why even carry a wallet?"
Last edited by Seref at Mar 7, 2014,
#10
"You're 22 and still carry an Avenged Sevenfold wallet? "

It was a gift when I was 17. I just never got around to getting a new one.
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#11
I've got a 2 dollar bill and some singles, a store discount card, IDs and my credit card

she'd want the d i reckon
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#12
I do not carry a wallet because they are too bulky. I prefer to keep a debit card in my front pocket. If someone wanted to go through my wallet they could not as I do not own one.


~mint
#14
"you have an awful lot of appointment cards for court and psychological services"
#15
"Why do you have a YMCA membership if you clearly don't use it?"
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#16
Blood, bone marrow and organ donation cards.

Cinema and coffee shop loyalty cards.

A "my Waitrose" card, tesco card and a bunch of coupons/vouchers.


I dunno, some kind of thrifty snob with a meagre altruistic side?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#19
I think the only thing in my wallet is my driver's license, and movie theater pass, and a school ID from a school I don't even go to anymore.
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#20
She'd see all my sweet membership cards and my total lack of cash
My God, it's full of stars!
#21
She'd say, nice standard wallet things you have there.
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#24
IDK I have a drivers license, a couple of condoms, my bank card, discount card from work, roadside assistance card and about $50.
#25
Well she'd see no money and a Lego VIP Membership card, so I don't think I'd exactly be getting any.
Then she'd see my corporate AMEX and maybe have second thoughts.
Then she'd probably just remember the Lego thing and leave.
#27
That Im a man with basic wallet essentials.
Whats goes around must come down
#29
She'd think I was both a very boring and very poor person

She would be more or less correct on both counts.
I have nothing important to say
#31
"why do you keep so many receipts."

#costanzalyfe
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#33
She would see a condom in my wallet and then she would understand everything she needs to know.
#35
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wow what a poor bastard


It's over simplified, So what!

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#37
anyone who goes through my wallet

1. wow you have a really nice wallet (I do it's a very pretty wallet)
2. lots of credit cards = rich? nah i have almost nothing on any of them
3. lots of coins = lazy cuz i dont use them
4. member of EVERYTHING hehe
5. stupid things like pokemon cards and coupons from places that have closed down and sticky pix
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#38
Quote by guitarxo
anyone who goes through my wallet

1. wow you have a really nice wallet (I do it's a very pretty wallet)
2. lots of credit cards = rich? nah i have almost nothing on any of them
3. lots of coins = lazy cuz i dont use them
4. member of EVERYTHING hehe
5. stupid things like pokemon cards and coupons from places that have closed down and sticky pix


For a really long time I had a Raichu in my wallet
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