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Title's informative enough. Think of an invention, like an electric nose-picker, a tittie-detector, or a kettle which doubles up as a radio.

Y'know, useful things. Go!
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#3
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Why would you need a tittie detector when you have eyes


I have two tittie detectors
#5
I have this idea of a built-in TV screen in the door of a microwave oven, mostly for compact/tiny homes.
#7
A frying pan that is designed with a very slight tilt, so that grease runs to the bottom and away from your food and it won't be as greasy. Patent pending.
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#9
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A frying pan that is designed with a very slight tilt, so that grease runs to the bottom and away from your food and it won't be as greasy. Patent pending.


my pan does this because its a piece of shit, all that happens is that the oil all collects at the bottom, and the oil at the top starts to burn, burning the shit out of whatever you're cooking
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#11
A pot that changes to the colour black more and more the closer it's placed to a kettle.

Dentures that snap shut when they detect racism.

Wireless guitar pedals/amps.

Airborne lung cancer as a weapon of war.
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#12
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Airborne lung cancer as a weapon of war.

The Chinese have already invented this
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#13
A toilet seat that has a motion sensor in it so when silly bitches go to sit down without looking it will shoot out a toilet seat that is housed underneath the tank. When you get up it will retract again.
#14
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A toilet seat that has a motion sensor in it so when silly bitches go to sit down without looking it will shoot out a toilet seat that is housed underneath the tank. When you get up it will retract again.

What if it malfunctions and hits you in the crotch
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#15
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What if it malfunctions and hits you in the crotch

No combination of plastic or porcelain can pierce my stainless steel chastity belt. If other people are not living in God's graces as I do they deserve to get hit in the groin for their wrongdoings.
#16
Filthy sinners touching their sin giblets and not saving themselves from temptation.
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#17
Solar powered flashlight.
Bread detoaster.
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#18
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Filthy sinners touching their sin giblets and not saving themselves from temptation.

Sinner washer.
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#23
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Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

In the household products aisle.
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#26
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#27
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No you're just trying to steal our ideas and make money off them

This
#28
freeze dried beer
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#31
a stove with burners that sense weight and start a shutdown countdown if you remove the pan.
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#32
A cylinder like contraption that causes a small explosion at the base of itself that pushes rocks out very fast to kill animals for hunting
#33
bullet proof rabbit fur.
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#36
Little plastic rings that stay in place that you can put between the knob and the enclosure on a guitar pedal that will sort of 'lock into place' the setting you want. You can still move the knob of course, but it'll make the transition between it a little more difficult so that when you click that pedal that's in between two pedals you don't mess with the settings on the adjacent pedals.
#37
OOH

self lubricating dildos
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#39
I actually invented a legit perpetual motion machine. I won't tell you about it until I actually make it though or you'll steel it. I also invented an instrument that is a combination of a didgeridoo and a kora.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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