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Colgate Total
I <3 drugs
Join date: Sep 2007
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#1
Anyone partake?

I was with a woman years back and I even planned to propose to her and make that ho my wife but a sex terrorist was flying his dick planes into her vagina towers.

Since then, I've kinda relegated myself to random /soc/, Craiglist, and Tinder hookups. Anyone else into this stuff?

At first, I was nervous as **** but as it went along, I got more and more comfortable with the idea. Since then, I've felt like the quality of my life has increased significantly. Practice safe sex too, of course.
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Spoony_Bard
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#2
How many times per week do you do this?
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Colgate Total
I <3 drugs
Join date: Sep 2007
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#5
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How many times per week do you do this?

Not much. Once or twice a month on average.
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Spoony_Bard
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#6
I see.

Quote by Colgate Total
I was with a woman years back and I even planned to propose to her and make that ho my wife but a sex terrorist was flying his dick planes into her vagina towers.

I also lol'd pretty hard at this.
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SGstriker
UG Addict
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#7
Wow

On topic, I don't have sex.
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VillainousLatin
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#8
Quote by Colgate Total
Anyone partake?

I was with a woman years back and I even planned to propose to her and make that ho my wife but a sex terrorist was flying his dick planes into her vagina towers.

Since then, I've kinda relegated myself to random /soc/, Craiglist, and Tinder hookups. Anyone else into this stuff?

At first, I was nervous as **** but as it went along, I got more and more comfortable with the idea. Since then, I've felt like the quality of my life has increased significantly. Practice safe sex too, of course.


This is a thing?! Hmm I need to try it sometime...

Do I need to be attractive for it to work or is there some kind of garanteed of sex or something tho >_>
Colgate Total
I <3 drugs
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#9
Quote by VillainousLatin
This is a thing?! Hmm I need to try it sometime...

Do I need to be attractive for it to work or is there some kind of garanteed of sex or something tho >_>

Well, it's not guaranteed but there's someone out there bound to find you ****able. Tinder's your best bet.
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VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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justinb904
Mother F***ing Engines
Join date: Dec 2007
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#10
I partake every once in a while. Not so much in the past year though. I live in a desert, both metaphorically and literally.
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angusfan16
butts
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#11
You dont wanna hook up with anyone from kentucky on craigslist. They're usually meth heads, overweight rednecks, or your cousin
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vilk
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#12
I've done this loads of times, though only once or twice with something as sketch as craigslist. But it's easy enough with OKC. The trick is to chat girls that actually live in your town so they can meet up at a moments notice.
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Will do moose stuff for $
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#14
Under no circumstance could I find myself going on Craigslist looking for a hookup.
guitarxo
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#15
Quote by angusfan16
You dont wanna hook up with anyone from kentucky on craigslist. They're usually meth heads, overweight rednecks, or your cousin

Which one are you?
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Androidjoey
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2011
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#17
do you atleast, cover your body in sex paint or blue man group goo to remain ever so slightly anonymous?!!!!!!!!!!!!
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
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#19
Wait, this thread exists?

So any chicks around Milwaukee???
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Nelshizzle
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#21
I knew a guy who used to do this. He always got fat overweight chicks and he loved it because the fat girls gave the best blowjobs.
EndTheRapture51
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#23
Nah I think it's weird

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Thrashtastic15
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#28
nothing wrong with either but not something i personally prefer or want. if it makes you happy go for it, have fun
Zox
Dwarf Shortage
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#29
Quote by Colgate Total

Since then, I've kinda relegated myself to random /soc/, Craiglist, and Tinder hookups. Anyone else into this stuff?


Has anyone ever gotten a hookup from /soc/ in the history of ever?

Also, on topic, no. I have a girlfriend so it's not really that applicable. Most of my sexual history before her consists of casual sex though, although i've never hooked up with anyone online.
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So-Cal
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#30
do vagina towers collapse when a sex terrorist flies his dick plane into them? sounds like a conspiracy to me
theclassicrock
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#31
Quote by So-Cal
do vagina towers collapse when a sex terrorist flies his dick plane into them? sounds like a conspiracy to me

Bill Clinton did 9-11!!!!!!
the bartender
UG's biology teacher
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#33
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Bill Clinton did 9-11!!!!!!

no he did that russian chick

OT: I prefer to have intercourse with girls that I feel both emotionally and physically attracted to

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Ablast
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#34
I feel like playing around with Tinder, any other apps or sites that are similar?
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
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#35
Quote by angusfan16
You dont wanna hook up with anyone from kentucky on craigslist. They're usually meth heads, overweight rednecks, or your cousin


angus has this all wrong

i browsed the ky craiglist personals one time, and all i could find were gay black men or 'straight' guys just wanting to ram in another man's ass.

I was shocked.
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#36
Anonymous sex? Is that just where you stick your dick in a glory hole and you don't know what the person on the other side looks like?
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angusfan16
butts
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#37
Quote by chookiecookie
angus has this all wrong

i browsed the ky craiglist personals one time, and all i could find were gay black men or 'straight' guys just wanting to ram in another man's ass.

I was shocked.


Thats cuz you were on male seeking male
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chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
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#38
Quote by angusfan16
Thats cuz you were on male seeking male


the weird part is i ****ing wasn't

i found a lot of females, but the amount of black dick was just unparalleled
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WCPhils
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#39
Quote by Colgate Total

I was with a woman years back and I even planned to propose to her and make that ho my wife but a sex terrorist was flying his dick planes into her vagina towers.
.

So glad I clicked on this thread
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Banjocal
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#40
I can't really do it with anyone I'm not emotionally connected with/gaygaygay etc