#1
So my mates(bloke i work for) niece is over here(perth, far away) for a week. I was considering asking her on a date, no strings attached just for a bit of fun, good idea?

It wouldn't be anything emotional as she's leaving this friday, and she is quite attractive in quite a nerdy way(if you looked at her you could tell she's a nerd, but she's cute still(nice boobs)). Should I ask her out for dinner or would I just be embarrassing myself?

also seeing her tomorrow morning for last nights(i just got home from) party clean up, might be the time to ask?

help me lads, hlp pls
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
if you don't ask her out I'll send someone over to your home to smash you in the nuts.


do it right now if you have her number.


edit: oh it's like the middle of the night over there innit. ask in the morning then.
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#3
tell her you built your own pc and have a nice 3 monitor set up. if shes interested go for it, if not she isnt nerdy m8
#5
Just pull up on yr motorcycle and she'll get on the back.
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#7
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if you don't ask her out I'll send someone over to your home to smash you in the nuts.


As the worlds sexiest UGER in the world ever your advice is held dear to my heart

consideration is hardly a way to describe the way I follow your words

EDIT: yeah I literally just left the party, I have her on FB but not her number.
I reckon I could get a date. She's super cute and nerdy as well. thing is i'm a family friend

she's 18 i'm 20 and we live 3k ks apart
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
Do it but wear your high school's sport jacket while asking her out and toss a football.
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#9
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tell her you built your own pc and have a nice 3 monitor set up. if shes interested go for it, if not she isnt nerdy m8

I wish I had ;_; she'd be super stoked

EDIT 4 rply:Even though she just dropped IT to be a chef, And she told me I needed a wench, winch, Idk what the nerdy word for chick that does stuff is
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My dignity mate, she's a family friend, what if i'm a terrible dater

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Just pull up on yr motorcycle and she'll get on the back.


M8 M8 u have no idea

If I hate a motorbike I'd have so much poon

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Do it. You'll probably never see her again, so there's no harm in trying.

I'll see her again in like 6 months ;_;

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Do it but wear your high school's sport jacket while asking her out and toss a football.


I'm about as sporty as a potato
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#10
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I wish I had ;_; she'd be super stoked

invite her to build a new pc with u and tell her that floppy disks arent a thing anymore u dig me ya
#11
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invite her to build a new pc with u and tell her that floppy disks arent a thing anymore u dig me ya


yeh m8 she'll be dripin yeh


really though I don't think that'd work
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
We will need pics of her in order to make a proper decision
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#13
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We will need pics of her in order to make a proper decision


This.
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
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I'll see her again in like 6 months ;_;




So, if things go well, you have something to look forward to. If not, there's literally no reason things should be awkward 6 months from now.
#15
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yeh m8 she'll be dripin yeh


really though I don't think that'd work

you dont say
#16
If she shoves you in the friendzone after this thread ima piss myself laughing

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#17
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So, if things go well, you have something to look forward to. If not, there's literally no reason things should be awkward 6 months from now.


yea fair enough, and as for pix Idk, you guys can probably find out way too much about her with reverse img search

I'll figure something out
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#19
just link us to her fb or insta or whatever

or hmu with dem digits and I'll ask for the pics myself
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#20
no nig that's the problem

Internet bros will embarrass the shit out of me
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#21
ye i know thats why im asking
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#22
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no nig that's the problem

Internet bros will embarrass the shit out of me


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#23
i'm looking for a way to get an image without reverse searching it just hang on
It's over simplified, So what!

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#24
Don't post pics of her come on dude
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#25
I predict this will end badly if at all.
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#26
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Don't post pics of her come on dude


I wasn't planning on it, but i'm also drunk so plans are hardly something to consult
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My main concern ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

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#27
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I wasn't planning on it, but i'm also drunk so plans are hardly something to consult


My main concern ;_;


Don't listen to them

Sure it will all go smoothly
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#30
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does she watch anime?


probably, definitely a topic I'll touch on if we go on a date
It's over simplified, So what!

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#31
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Don't post pics of her come on dude



I mean, seriously. What a terrible idea.
#33
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Just pull up on yr motorcycle and she'll get on the back.

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Do it but wear your high school's sport jacket while asking her out and toss a football.


these obviously
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#34
Tell her about the customization options you get on Android.

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#35
Just to minimize the age diff, tell her you're 18 1/2.
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#36
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So my mates(bloke i work for) niece is over here(perth, far away) for a week. I was considering asking her on a date, no strings attached just for a bit of fun, good idea?

It wouldn't be anything emotional as she's leaving this friday, and she is quite attractive in quite a nerdy way(if you looked at her you could tell she's a nerd, but she's cute still(nice boobs)). Should I ask her out for dinner or would I just be embarrassing myself?

also seeing her tomorrow morning for last nights(i just got home from) party clean up, might be the time to ask?

help me lads, hlp pls


I like how I immediately thought that it' s stupid to think asking a girl out is embarrassing because how else are you going to ever meet someone.. however I can' t bring myself to do it so

I don' t know, ask her out... like others have said, I don' t think you have nothing to lose and a **** to gain.
#37
Dude, just ask her. Say you're free that night and wanted to know if she'd like to get some dinner or something. Just a night out on the town since you're of similar age. It's not like you're ****in proposing to her. Just a friendly night out. Might be romantic as shit or it might just be a fun night out. If you don't over think it then it probably won't go that badly.
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#38
TS, you're over thinking it. Just ask her out to coffee or something. It's not that hard. If you think it's embarrassing, it will be. If you think of it as just a simple question, then it's just a simple question.
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