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#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szSy_UBL_U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hes such a punk ass bitch, but this is pretty funny. Like Beverley Hills Cop or something.

Anyway if you were Bieber, would you act more respectfuly or would you be a punk? Would you also be doing all his other shenanigans, racing Lambos, drinking sizzurp etc.
Last edited by alienholdsworth at Mar 10, 2014,
#3
If he was on fire I wouldn't even piss on him to try and help, in fact the only time I would give him a bodily fluid, was if he suffered a horrible car crash where he burst in to flames and he was being treated in a burns ward, and I had aids, I would c*m on him.
I've been watching way to many Frankie Boyle videos.
#4
Quote by lemmyisgod97
If he was on fire I wouldn't even piss on him to try and help, in fact the only time I would give him a bodily fluid, was if he suffered a horrible car crash where he burst in to flames and he was being treated in a burns ward, and I had aids, I would c*m on him.
I've been watching way to many Frankie Boyle videos.


Alright buddy chill out
#5
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Biebs isn't a grass. Go on biebs son.
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#8
Why do people even care about this kid? Unless he gets drunk and hits you with his expensive $500,000 car, how does it effect you? I don't get it. Just get over it.
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#9
I didn't know that police interviews were public media.

But then I guess I should've because of all the police shows.

But yea get over Bieber. He's just like every other music star in the past who has let fame go to his head.
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#10
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Alright buddy chill out


its a frankie boyle sketch. not is good as his 9 11 being a difficult dive in the olympics.
#11
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#13
I always hated him and his music but I've actually grown to like him as a badass lol. Who knew?

And also, **** the police.
#14
if i were bieber i'd **** shit up
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#16
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I always hated him and his music but I've actually grown to like him as a badass lol. Who knew?

And also, **** the police.


hey everybody this new guy is super cool and edgy
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#17
His defiance is quite amusing - I'd rather this Joffery-Baratheonesque Bieber than the squeaky clean Bieber of a few years back. T'is a shame he has so very little wit to style it out with though.
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#19
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I didn't know that police interviews were public media.


That's a deposition with lawyers, not cops.

He's just got his panties in a twist because he had to admit on record that he wouldn't have anything if he hadn't sucked Usher's balls.

Not surprising anyone, but he had to admit it and you could see it killed him to do it.
Last edited by jugglingfreak at Mar 10, 2014,
#20
what happened to that post with the facebook thing it was funny
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#22


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#23
so that's what happened to the post with that facebook thing
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#24
if i was in justin biebers shoes i would be in way deeper shit. do you guys realize how rich he is? man id buy a mansion beside somebody i dont like and just make it smell like shit so their mansion would smell like shit
#25
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so that's what happened to the post with that facebook thing

It's from the comment section!

I took it off and reposted it 'cause I'd done the screenshot wrong and left out a piece
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#28
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#29
I used to hate him but then I realised I'd do the exact same stuff as him. I mean, can't let all that money just sit there?
#30
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#31
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if i were bieber i'd **** shit up


This.

that motherfucker lit up a big fat blunt on the plane and just smoked that shit, no fucks given, even when the pilots got high (lol)

Yeah, I don't really care about him because hes just another teeny-bopper popstar, but I admire that kind of reckless behavior.
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#32
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This.

that motherfucker lit up a big fat blunt on the plane and just smoked that shit, no fucks given, even when the pilots got high (lol)

Yeah, I don't really care about him because hes just another teeny-bopper popstar, but I admire that kind of reckless behavior.


I couldn't give two shits what he does in his own time and space its when he does stupid crap around others like the whole drag race thing and punching all these people and acting like a knob. But because he has fans of a young age, they are impressionable and feel like they need to copy him to be like him.

I sound like a middle aged man with kids but theres ways to be cool and edgy without being a dick to others. If he wants to drag race, why not go to a drag strip? I'm sure he can afford to.
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#33
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I couldn't give two shits what he does in his own time and space its when he does stupid crap around others like the whole drag race thing and punching all these people and acting like a knob. But because he has fans of a young age, they are impressionable and feel like they need to copy him to be like him.

I sound like a middle aged man with kids but theres ways to be cool and edgy without being a dick to others. If he wants to drag race, why not go to a drag strip? I'm sure he can afford to.


thats the whole thing though. yes, hes a dick, but hes rich and famous therefore he doesn't have to care about being a good person.
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#34
Quote by lemmyisgod97
If he was on fire I wouldn't even piss on him to try and help, in fact the only time I would give him a bodily fluid, was if he suffered a horrible car crash where he burst in to flames and he was being treated in a burns ward, and I had aids, I would c*m on him.
I've been watching way to many Frankie Boyle videos.


all i'm taking away from this is:

1. you're 15 years old
2 you have aids. probably from your uncle.
#35
Quote by leony03
If he wants to drag race, why not go to a drag strip? I'm sure he can afford to.

Yeah I'd pay to see him get his ass handed to him in a race. He'd through a hissy fit afterwords and then everyone could watch him fight some real men. That would be the only Beiber news worthy of my attention.
#38
I can't say anything about his music, because I don't listen to it, but the kid is an arrogant prick. Deport him already, or at least send me to Canada.
#39
If I were justin I'd probably do cocaine off strippers while watching expensive collectors edition anime box sets.
Also I'd have a glass bowl where all camera's and cellphones are left attended at the door.
I don't need pics of my stripper coke anime parties online.
Last edited by stratkat at Mar 10, 2014,
#40
there are 2 groups of ppl who are obsessed with the biebs:

1. 14-17yo girls who love him
2. 14-17yo boys who hate him (but are secretly jealous)

there are tons of famous people who do stupid, arrogant shit. yeah, biebs is a sack of shit. get over it..
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