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#1
Anyone here live in amsterdam want to offer me a bed/sofa from monday 24- thursday 27 march? PM me and im sure i can make it finanically worth your while . Only catch is you must live stumbling distance from the city center. I wont actually be there during the day... there are many other things to keep me occupied. It is just somewhere to sleep and shower...
#3
should have changed your profile to make it seem like you are a busty female.
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#4
with a username of mark..... dont think anyone wouldve fallen for that
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#5
Quote by thebassmaster
with a username of mark..... dont think anyone wouldve fallen for that



short for marketa? or maybe he could be all like 'mark bark is some obscure band I like'?
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#6
why wouldn't you just stay in one of the thousands of hostels in the area?
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#8
Quote by theguitarist
should have changed your profile to make it seem like you are a busty female.



Quote by theguitarist
short for marketa? or maybe he could be all like 'mark bark is some obscure band I like'?


This guy right here is a true bro.
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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#9
Quote by mark.bark
Anyone here live in amsterdam want to offer me a bed/sofa from monday 24- thursday 27 march? PM me and im sure i can make it finanically worth your while . Only catch is you must live stumbling distance from the city center. I wont actually be there during the day... there are many other things to keep me occupied. It is just somewhere to sleep and shower...

How about no? Why would I want a drunkard to sleep and shower in my room?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Innovation by any chance?
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Listen to this man, he's got Alex in his avatar, he knows his sh!t.

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awesome avatar dude




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#11
Quote by Neo Evil11
How about no? Why would I want a drunkard to sleep and shower in my room?


This.

Quote by Lemoninfluence
why wouldn't you just stay in one of the thousands of hostels in the area?


Also this. stimulate the economy for a change you asshat.
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#12
Quote by Neo Evil11
How about no? Why would I want a drunkard to sleep and shower in my room?



Because im paying you.

I will be stimulating the economy by other means.

Hostel will be a bed surrounded by strangers who will be gone in the morning... potientally with my stuff.

seriously though... 100 Euro up for grabs
#13
Quote by mark.bark
Because im paying you.

I will be stimulating the economy by other means.

Hostel will be a bed surrounded by strangers who will be gone in the morning... potientally with my stuff.

seriously though... 100 Euro up for grabs

This is exactly why I wouldn't let you sleep at my place
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#14
Oh, come on. Have you never crashed on a strangers couch after a wild night of drinking and such?

If nice people like that hadn't existed, I would've been sleeping outside more times than I can count.

Now give the guy a chance, eh?
#15
Quote by mark.bark
Because im paying you.

I will be stimulating the economy by other means.

Hostel will be a bed surrounded by strangers who will be gone in the morning... potientally with my stuff.

seriously though... 100 Euro up for grabs

100 Euro isn't worth getting raped and mugged by you. I can get that for 2 blowjobs without having the guys sleep over.

Quote by Oyface
Oh, come on. Have you never crashed on a strangers couch after a wild night of drinking and such?

If nice people like that hadn't existed, I would've been sleeping outside more times than I can count.

Now give the guy a chance, eh?


I have never ever EVER slept in a stranger's house...
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#16
Quote by the bartender
This is exactly why I wouldn't let you sleep at my place



Never YOU worry then.

Ive already got a friend in Postjesweg can take me saturday and sunday... but her room mate will be back by monday evening
#17
For 100 euros can't you get a cheap hotel for 4 days?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
100 Euro isn't worth getting raped and mugged by you. I can get that for 2 blowjobs without having the guys sleep over.



You've put your prices up...
Last edited by mark.bark at Mar 10, 2014,
#19
Quote by mark.bark
You've put your prices up...

With the increase in skill and quality, the price must go up. I'm running a business here, not a charity.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#20
Hostels usually have a locker for you to use. Buy a lock and meet some new people.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#21
Quote by Lemoninfluence
Hostels usually have a locker for you to use. Buy a lock and meet some new people.

surely people in hostels are less likely to be serial rapists than the people of UG. I don't trust anyone here.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#22
I don't live in 020 anyway so my place wouldn't even be good enough for you
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#23
Quote by the bartender
I don't live in 020 anyway so my place wouldn't even be good enough for you

You live in Utrecht right?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
With the increase in skill and quality, the price must go up. I'm running a business here, not a charity.


Touché
#25
Quote by Neo Evil11
You live in Utrecht right?

Leiden jwz
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#26
While i have the attention of some of you... any guitar shops within walking distance/tram that stock hughes and kettner amps? There is not one shop in northern ireland where i can give them a go.
#27
Quote by the bartender
Leiden jwz

Why would anyone go there?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
Quote by mark.bark
While i have the attention of some of you... any guitar shops within walking distance/tram that stock hughes and kettner amps? There is not one shop in northern ireland where i can give them a go.


http://www.dijkmanmuziek.nl/search/?search=hughes

Some 10 minutes from Dam square.
Please let me keep this memory, just this one ..
#29
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would anyone go there?

dem female students

Although Utrecht is quite good for that as well
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#30
I don't live close enough for stumbling
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#31
Quote by Neo Evil11
You live in Utrecht right?

I do
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#32
oh yes because letting a stranger you met on the internet sleep in your home is a good idea

banned
Last edited by deadsmileyface at Mar 10, 2014,
#33
Try couchsurfing.org


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I have never ever EVER slept in a stranger's house...

Never? You're missing out, bro.
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#34
Quote by mark.bark
Never YOU worry then.

Ive already got a friend in Postjesweg can take me saturday and sunday... but her room mate will be back by monday evening


Move to the couch. or GTFO the netherlands sooner. WTF are you doin here anyway. It's a shit town that doesn't even come close to reflect what the netherlands is like.
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Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
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#35
Quote by the bartender
dem female students

Although Utrecht is quite good for that as well


Leiden, Utrecht, Groningen, Enschede... any city with an uni will have that.
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#36
Quote by mark.bark
Anyone here live in amsterdam want to offer me a bed/sofa from monday 24- thursday 27 march? PM me and im sure i can make it finanically worth your while . Only catch is you must live stumbling distance from the city center. I wont actually be there during the day... there are many other things to keep me occupied. It is just somewhere to sleep and shower...


How do I know you're not going to rape me?
#38
Quote by Jmoarguitar
How do I know you're not going to rape me?

Because I will already be busy with you now that I know you live here.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#39
Not only would I bound and gag you upon your arrival, I would chop your body into tiny compartmentalized pieces and wrap them in plastic all while displaying your neat corpse in the town center for onlookers to view.
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