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#2
"How do you explain that pot is more dangerous when more people die of alcohol poisoning way more often"


"You're gonna die sometime, man"


Guess who is advocating for what.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#4
Quote by sam b
"We should be encouraging every American to smoke like mad"

I agree with her


She was talking about tobacco.
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#5
They are both cuntnuggets.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#6
"Pot is very cancerous, now they're getting these young kids coming in, having heart attacks at very young ages and it's because they're pot heads. And by the way, at least it'd save me money if they'd just go ahead and die, but they rarely just go ahead an die"

Holy shit.
#7
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#8
Christ on a bike
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#9
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Christ on a bike


u wot
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#10
k so

who wants to help me kill that blonde bitch in the most inhumane way possible over the course of several hours

what a twat
ayy lmao
#11
****ing LOL
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#12
Thank you TS for letting me see this. This is ****ing hilarious.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#13
Coulter is such a massive troll it's not even funny (but kinda is).
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#16
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
u wot



The image of Christ on a bike sums up my reactions to this video:

1) "Holy shit"
2) lol
3) How stupid.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#17
She makes a living off of this shit.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#19
Quote by captainsnazz
being the cheekiest kunt in a room when piers morgan is also in the room is possibly the ultimate level of embarrassment attainable


she did outkunt piers, but i think piers was off his game. i think in a fair matchup, it'd be a tie.
#20
Quote by progdude93
she did outkunt piers, but i think piers was off his game. i think in a fair matchup, it'd be a tie.



True, he's been under the weather with all the losing his job stuff going on.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#22
Someone needs to come up with a pundit awards, get them all in the same room and smack them with gigantic double sided dildos.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#23
Quote by progdude93
omg have you seen the piers morgan vs. chelsea handler? it was the BEST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtUgEC9K_U



Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler? She looks like a waitress.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler? She looks like a waitress.



A dried up old whore that someone thought said something funny, once...


And Ann Coulter just did a 50 min rant regarding the "browning of America" at CPAC but she's totally not racist.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/08/ann-coulter-cpac_n_4926558.html
Last edited by jugglingfreak at Mar 12, 2014,
#26
Quote by progdude93
even when piers is trying to be nice he's such a douche



But would you even know the previous comment was nice without him implying that you're an idiot right after?


See, his douchery puts things into perspective.


Quote by jugglingfreak
A dried up old whore that someone thought said something funny, once...



Jeremy Clarkson?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#27
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R


Jeremy Clarkson?



Clarkson, at least, had the decency to punch Piers Morgan in the face..
#28
Quote by jugglingfreak
Clarkson, at least, had the decency to punch Piers Morgan in the face..



I wish that was on video. Hearing him talk about it on TG isn't enough.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#30
oh god i could probably jerk off to piers morgan getting punched in the face on loop.

and clarkson's not a small guy!
#32
Quote by progdude93
omg have you seen the piers morgan vs. chelsea handler? it was the BEST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtUgEC9K_U


fucck. it's like she slit his ballsack open just to watch the testicles slip out like intestines.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#34
Quote by Nelshizzle
fucck. it's like she slit his ballsack open just to watch the testicles slip out like intestines.


i don't know why i feel so dry
#35
Piers Morgan is a ****ing walnut.
I actually enjoy watching debates between him and people I disagree with vehemently, just to see how far my mind will go to avoid taking his side.
#37
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
True, he's been under the weather with all the losing his job stuff going on.


If there was ever a time for Piers to do this thing, it would have been in this interview.
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#38
Quote by captainsnazz
clarkson is the only person that encapsulates everything wrong with this country better than piers

that chelsea lass unleashes some fairly strong pars actually



lol no way
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#40
How in the hell did those two people manage to be on a nationally televised news network? What an intense wave of shear stupidity.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
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