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Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
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#1
Free Agency begins, and so does a new thread!

Talk about National Football league here, whether it be the rules of the game, events, player news, transactions, offseason, the game itself, I don't care, talk NFL. Hell, as long as it is non-NFL football related (AFL, CFL, UFL, NCAA, high school) and it doesn't get taken too far off topic, go ahead, as long as it makes it back to NFL talk soon enough.

Old thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1592387&page=1&pp=20

Here is a list of who roots for whom. Names that are italicized note a user's second-favorite team of which they show strong devotion to. I erased some names of users no longer with us, if anyone wants to be added to the list just ask


AFC East
New England Patriots - Death_switch; big-T; Andrea55
New York Jets - Cadj; fm20000; kalanz808
Miami Dolphins - iro-bot31; Dreadnought
Buffalo Bills - lbc_sublime

AFC West
Denver Broncos - Paroxysm; GoxGetterxGuy; bradulator; Pan-Tallica
San Diego Chargers
Oakland Raiders - shadow__666
Kansas City Chiefs - sloppyjoe24; Death_switch

AFC North
Baltimore Ravens - necrosis1193; muffinduck01; blake1221
Pittsburgh Steelers - Jackal58; shotgunmerc
Cincinnati Bengals - darkcheef
Cleveland Browns - lucky1978; AeroRocker; Lion_Slicer

AFC South
Houston Texans - Pan-Tallica; jetfuel495
Tennessee Titans -
Jacksonville Jaguars - primusfan
Indianapolis Colts -

NFC East
New York Giants - lobster624; genghisgandhi; theogonia777; Guitarlord44; talia.; JohannesBrun
Philadelphia Eagles - Gibson_SG_uzr55; Jako215; I.O.T.M; WCPhils; behind_you; Toadvine
Dallas Cowboys - thefuzz454; blake1221; Saint78
Washington Redskins - CoffeeBeans

NFC West
San Francisco 49ers - bdof; Kensai; lolmnt
Arizona Cardinals -
Seattle Seahawks - daytripper75; TSmitty6; Tanglewoodguit; due07; magnus_maximus; SGstriker
St. Louis Rams - jimihendrix6699

NFC North
Green Bay Packers - MusicMan24; JustRooster; wastingyears; ehbacon
Detroit Lions - Rockford_rocks; Gibson_SG_uzr55
Chicago Bears - lbc_sublime; darklite41; CashCow; Mr E Meat; progdude93
Minnesota Vikings - jambi_mantra

NFC South
New Orleans Saints - crimsonblood12
Atlanta Falcons - TEK34
Carolina Panthers - Skynyrd890; jazz_rock_feel
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - lolmnt; Strato-Massacre


Have fun!


HALL OF GUARANTEES, FAME, AND SHAME


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Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
RGIII will be better than Newton

Quote by Jako215

Not gonna lie. Luck is gonna be a bust. Gay Run Tee it.

Quote by Shotgunmerc
I guarantee the Lions winning the Superbowl within the next three seasons. OP it now bitches.

Quote by necrosis1193
The Browns will be a bigger threat in three years than the Bengals in the AFC North

Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Kaep is forever a pussy

Quote by SGstriker
How bda ar thee Succaners? Sresoly?
The Jags andd the Bucs shooulldd play inn the Sucker Bolw

EDIT; mybe I shouldd've ussed beer instedda of whiskeyy...

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Quote by necrosis1193
Yesss 2013 NFL rulebook is finally available for download
This is the single geekiest post in this entire thread.



Quote by necrosis1193
You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town

He's leaving the game,
He's leaving it twice,
He's coming right back with the Jets and the Vikes
Santa Favre is coming to town

He sees the stunted blitzing,
He has a mean pump fake,
He'll throw it even where he never should,
So you better just buckle up and pray,

You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town


brought to you by wrangler jeans


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This Broncos team is too good to win. If the NFL has shown me anything, it's that dream teams never pull it off. Division round loss, but an all time classic.


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Seahawks will repeat.

Quote by big-T
Quote by Death_switch
Quote by big-T

Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!

Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!


Quote by SGstriker
Jaguars come in 2nd in their division this year. May or may not make the wildcard.



Quote by Shotgunmerc
I'll guarantee the Skins winning the NFCE this season.


Quote by WCPhils
@ DAL *Thanksgiving game
vs SEA
vs DAL
@WAS
@NYG

5-0

Quote by WCPhils
Eagles gonna win the superbowl after every other player gets arrested/suspended


Quote by big-T
Quote by Death_switch
Pats vs. Hawks Super Bowl, Lynch gets arrested for violently domesticating some people in the days leading up to the game and the Pats win courtesy of a goal line fumble by Turbin in the final seconds of the game.
Ridley fumbles it the play before the 2 minute warning and Dan Connolly runs it in for the score, reminding everyone of his sweet kick returning skills in the process.

Quote by necrosis1193

On a scale of Andy Reid Game Management to Earthquake Saints, how much Handing The Ball Off To Marshawn can I expect?

Quote by necrosis1193
The contestants for best name this year:

Hilarious name puns: Dreamius Smith
Absurd and overvoweled, aka "Best Hawaiian": Owamagbe Odighizuwa(runner up: Ifo Ekpre-Olomu)
Same name as current veteran: tie, Michael Bennett and Michael Bennett
Best alliteration: Zach Zenner
Best use of the letter Z, aka "the Juszczyk": Konrad Zagzebski, who also wins the Annual Soviet for name that most sounds like a Russian spy from a cold war movie.
Best noun-based name, aka "The Mister Cobble": Junior Salt
Best adjective-ish surname, aka "The Mercilus": Andrew Manley
Blackest name, aka "The Key and Peele": tie, Rob'Donovan Lewis, Yannik Cudjoe-Virgil, and Valerian Ume-Ezeoke
Whitest name, aka "The Dan Smith": Tie, Austin Collinsworth and Jesse James
Badassest football-sounding name, aka "TheTimmy Jernigan": Floyd Raven, Jr.


They shall fight for the title of best name.

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Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
If the Raiders actually pulled that off they'd be an instant playoff team holy shit haha



I'm sorry. Just the thought of it.


Quote by necrosis1193
A hearty application of Philly Logic™ Sauce™, a.k.a. a strange combination of alcohol - anything works - Donovan McNabb's tears, three hand-liquified japalenos, and whatever the bitterest thing you can find nearby is.

Quote by TSmitty6
Whoever is selected with this pick will be top 5 at his position in the next 2 years.
from Harvin trade
Quote by primusfan
Quote by SGstriker
I said this last year, but Jags are getting 2nd in the AFC South next year. Eventually, I will be right.

My entire life in two sentences.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Last edited by Gibson_SG_uzr55 at Mar 11, 2015,
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
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#2
first
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
darkcheef
☆☆☆
Join date: Oct 2008
114 IQ
#3
Time for the Browns to go 1-15 with their only win against the Ravens
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#5
SUPERB OWL BAAAB....yeah probably not
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
iro-bot31
Jazz Hands
Join date: Jun 2009
503 IQ
#6
New thread time hooray!

And time for another mediocre 8-8 season for the Dolphins, not hooray. Unless our new coaching staff are wizards or something.
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
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#7
Quote by progdude93
WOOHOO!

also, wow i feel excluded

I asked you repeatedly whom you rooted for because I was never quite sure, and you never told me. I eventually figured it out and just forgot, I'll fix it now
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#8
That list of Seahawks fans has trebled since a year or 2 ago!
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#9
I am just here to claim first page.

I am also here to state that I liked the Seahawks before everyone else did.
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXlLtmME5jo

It's time for some football!

...By which I mean debating about the economics of contracts that various players sign and analyzing the formulaic value of different draft positions!

Football!
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
TSmitty6
In the traphouse
Join date: Aug 2006
300 IQ
#11
Guarantee:

Seahawks will repeat.
58-32 NFL Thread Pick Em.
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,022 IQ
#12
Quote by big-T
That list of Seahawks fans has trebled since a year or 2 ago!

The list of Patriots fans, on the other hand
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#13
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
The list of Patriots fans, on the other hand


Yep

Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Death_switch
Mr Snrub
Join date: Mar 2005
165 IQ
#14
Quote by big-T
Yep

Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!


Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#15
first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
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#16
Quote by TSmitty6
Guarantee:

Seahawks will repeat.

OP'd, and speaking of your guarantees...
Quote by TSmitty6
The Seahawks will be awesome
Lynch 1500 yards, Harvin 1500 yards, Wilson 4500 yards

The Seahawks were most certainly awesome but not through individual milestones

Quote by necrosis1193
Jay Cutler is a Cleveland Brown and Josh McCown goes to the Pro Bowl as a Bear next year, calling it.

Top lel
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
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#17
Quote by big-T
Quote by Death_switch
Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!

OP'd!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
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#18
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Top lel


Still makes more sense than Cutler's contract
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#19
IMO you need to do it the other way around, with the post before the Tangle joke and THEN the Tangle joke
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#20
Jay Cutler is shit, that's all I have to add.

Quote by progdude93
IMO you need to do it the other way around, with the post before the Tangle joke and THEN the Tangle joke


Agreed.
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
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#21
Quote by progdude93
IMO you need to do it the other way around, with the post before the Tangle joke and THEN the Tangle joke

thar we are
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Death_switch
Mr Snrub
Join date: Mar 2005
165 IQ
#22
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 1m

CB Darrelle Revis and the New England Patriots have reached agreement on a one-year, $12 million deal, league sources told ESPN.

Oh mah Gawwd
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#23
BRB GOING TO REVIS ISLAND



Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Last edited by big-T at Mar 12, 2014,
iro-bot31
Jazz Hands
Join date: Jun 2009
503 IQ
#24
I'm kind of scared right now for the Dolphins, but all of the Jets fans' pain and rage makes this more than worth it to me.

Congrats Pats. Maybe after his one year deal is up, he can come to the Fins and continue his tour of the AFC East?
Last edited by iro-bot31 at Mar 12, 2014,
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#25
Unless there's a no tag clause couldn't they tag him next year and lower his cap hit from $12m?

The Jets fans reactions to this so far however, amazing.
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
TSmitty6
In the traphouse
Join date: Aug 2006
300 IQ
#26
Isn't AJP a Pats fan?


Or is she banned?
58-32 NFL Thread Pick Em.
Skynyrd890
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2007
506 IQ
#27
Fix my name in the OP, dammit.

Also, if I ever see Dave Gettleman, I'm likely to punch him directly in the throat...
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
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#28


The first Revis-Geno interception is going to be priceless.

Quote by TSmitty6
Isn't AJP a Pats fan?


Or is she banned?


She's a Pats fan, and as far as I know she's not banned.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#29
Quote by necrosis1193
The first Revis-Geno interception is going to be priceless.

Ah, but those sneaky devils in New Jersey planned ahead! They have no WR good enough for Revis to cover so having him is pointless for those 2 games! The crafty buggers!
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Last edited by big-T at Mar 12, 2014,
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
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#30
Quote by necrosis1193

She's a Pats fan, and as far as I know she's not banned.

She's not banned, and as far as I know she's a Pats fan.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Tanglewoodguit
Davostated
Join date: Feb 2006
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#31
Jags for a wildcard. Based Gus Bradley.
AVFC Championship 2nd place 2017

Quote by TheChaz
Ok I'll pass it on to them that EndTheRapture51 is done watching.
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#32
@JohnGeiger_: As of now, nothing has been agreed to with Revis and Patriots.


....errr wut? That guy is Revis' business manager.
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,022 IQ
#33
Quote by TSmitty6
Isn't AJP a Pats fan?


Or is she banned?

She requested on Facebook that I remove her

The Jets fans so mad
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
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#34
Quote by big-T
@JohnGeiger_: As of now, nothing has been agreed to with Revis and Patriots.


....errr wut? That guy is Revis' business manager.


Revis went AWOL and signed without his manager.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
progdude93
Banned
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#35
Quote by big-T
Ah, but those sneaky devils in New Jersey planned ahead! They have no WR good enough for Revis to cover so having him is pointless for those 2 games! The crafty buggers!


nah, bro. THIS is the year of the jets. and i know jets fans have been saying that for 5 of the past 6 years, but THIS time, it's really true. you guys better watch out.
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#36
Pats fans might be mad soon, it looks like Revis' guys are pulling the usual shit already!

Quote by necrosis1193
Revis went AWOL and signed without his manager.


Would be amazing, his manager & agent are dicks.
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Death_switch
Mr Snrub
Join date: Mar 2005
165 IQ
#37
Gibson, please request the other thread be closed so its last two posts can be immortalized forever.
big-T
Big Boss
Join date: Jun 2006
78 IQ
#39
Here's why they need Revis:
Megatron
Marshall/Jeffery
A.J. Green
Demaryius Thomas
Jordy Nelson
Mike Wallace
Reggie Wayne

All on the schedule this year.

Mike Loyko ‏@NEPD_Loyko 1m
Just heard.. Nick Caserio was throwin QB at Rutgers Pro Day, after every drill he would get a phone call and have to take break #Patriots

LOL please be true.
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
Last edited by big-T at Mar 12, 2014,