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#2
Might have a poshy later, depends how I'm feeling.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Its also national pi day, potato chip day, and ask a question day. decisions decisions.
Whats goes around must come down
#4
Dont wanna be all by myself
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#5
I work at a steakhouse and today is my day off. That's how I'm celebrating.
#6
I never understood the appeal for BJ's over sex. I mean my girlfriend takes note of this holiday and makes me a steak, then we have sex. Why the hell would I choose a BJ over a vagina?
Quote by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#7
Quote by ichiefG13
Its also national pi day, potato chip day, and ask a question day. decisions decisions.

In other words, you get to eat pie, potato chips, steak, ask someone to give you a BJ, AND get a BJ. All in the same day! Sounds good to me.

Quote by naedauuf
I never understood the appeal for BJ's over sex. I mean my girlfriend takes note of this holiday and makes me a steak, then we have sex. Why the hell would I choose a BJ over a vagina?

Because some people are losers who can't get a girl to go beyond BJ stage. Dicks too small and such.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Mar 14, 2014,
#9
Quote by naedauuf
I never understood the appeal for BJ's over sex. I mean my girlfriend takes note of this holiday and makes me a steak, then we have sex. Why the hell would I choose a BJ over a vagina?

tradition why else
#10
When I go down the pub later I'll have to ask if one of the hot bar girls can give me a steak and a BJ

It's surely worth a shot.
I have nothing important to say
#12
You guys clearly have not been given a proper blowie. It's better than sex
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#14
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
You guys clearly have not been given a proper blowie. It's better than sex

Dude...vagina. VAGINA.
#15
Quote by daytripper75
Thanks for reminding me that my girlfriend broke up with me a few weeks ago.

You're welcome!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
Quote by JackSaints
When I go down the pub later I'll have to ask if one of the hot bar girls can give me a steak and a BJ

It's surely worth a shot.

Yeah, the bartender probably doesn't have enough sexual harassment in her life. I think you got exactly what she needs m8.
#17
Quote by soundgarden1986
im eating pasta and watching goldeneye while my gf is at work


For England?


Too much to celebrate, this must be how the Romans felt.
Gear:
Ibanez GSA60 Guitar through Zoom G1Xon to Vox VT40+
Ibanez SR300 Bass to Acoustic B100
#19
Quote by Eastwinn
not a fan of steak


So give someone a BJ and call it good...


“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#21
Quote by Arby911
So give someone a BJ and call it good...




i don't know why i feel so dry
#23
My girlfriend and I had plans to go blow some dude in an alley then eat steak, but she's leaving for the weekend.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#24
Quote by BladeSlinger
My girlfriend and I had plans to go blow some dude in an alley then eat steak, but she's leaving for the weekend.


so you'll have to do it all by yourself..
#25
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
You guys clearly have not been given a proper blowie. It's better than sex


it's sometimes better

different STROKES for different folks..
#26
people need a specific day for this

lel
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by progdude93
so you'll have to do it all by yourself..

Nah, it was a couple thing. You can't just do that shit by yourself.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#31
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Ramen and beating off

This, minus the ramen.

But that's how I celebrate every day.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#32
I'm celebrating by:

1) receiving blowie from wifey
2) three orders of steak tacos from chipotle
My God, it's full of stars!
#34
more importantly though it's pi day

which means that i have to get pizza
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#35
Quote by theogonia777
more importantly though it's pi day

which means that i have to get pizza


and pie
Sail upon the open skies
#36
i'll be getting a slap in the chops by my girlfriend for suggesting such a tradition be followed
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#38
Quote by moody git
i'll be getting a slap in the chops by my girlfriend for suggesting such a tradition be followed


You need a new girlfriend. A better girlfriend. One that isn't so bossy...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#39
Quote by Arby911
You need a new girlfriend. A better girlfriend. One that isn't so bossy...



Hey, hey, hey. Go easy with the "B" word!
#40


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
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