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CAST OUT ONTO EARTH™ LOOKING TOO BEGIN SHOOTING MARCH 15th 2014

(This is a small production short film) Will be Previewed on YOUTUBE* FACEBOOK* A VARIOUS MOVIE MEDIA WEBSITES * ALSO WILL BE PLAYED IN FILM FESTIVAL THEATERS. AND PREMIERE AT THE AMC THEATERS

Meal Plan Professionally Catered by Subway

This is a legitimate small production Including :

*A Director
* Costume Designer
*Fight Choreography team
*Professional Make up artist
And more...

IN NEED OF :
Extras (Non-Paid) (Meal) (Credit)
Videographer (Paid) (Meal) (Credit)

If you are an actor you will have too sign a waiver in case of minor accidental injury. The fighting is (fake) meant too look realistic.

There is a Group orientation (Contracts) March 8st 2014 1:00 pm- 2:00 pm And a Rehearsal March 15th 2:30-7:00 pm) Shooting dates : March 22, 1:00pm 7:30 pm & March 29th, 2:00 pm 11:45 pm April 5th 12:30-8pm

You are required too attend Group orientation & shooting dates!!
This will be shot in 1-4 Glendale locations TBA
Any type of costume idea you will have too provide yourself.
Basic make up, fake blood and props will be provided too you.

No Exp needed! Just be coachable* Action orientated* and ready too have a blast on set!!!

If interested send us a message on here with your contact info, experience if any & head shots.
Or Contact us at 623-889-4382 Weekdays After 4pm & Weekends (any time)
Leave a voicemail if you receive no answer.

Professionally Catered by Subway



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Inside work done around the house while your fully nude. Weekly pay. Must be under 40. Work is every weekend....pay is $50 for one hours work fully nude each week. Men only please apply.

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Someone made fun of some edm guy and he flipped his shit lol

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Yeah I sold an album. No I didn't suck ****. How dare you ever say anything that volatile to me. To anyone for that matter. Can't I go at least one month without having someone making drama? If you weren't a gutless pussy you wouldn't have selected "no replies to this email" , and hide behind a HTML code. It's because you're too yellow to show who you really are. Let's settle our differences offline. "The coward only threatens when he's safe" , allow me to threaten you on equal ground. Your ad is posted on the westside , so if you're over here let's meet face to face. There's a empty lot at 67th avenue and Bell road next to the Chuck E cheese. Be there at 5pm.

I'll be waiting.



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age : 26

You know you want to be told what to do when to do it and how to do it. Then I will make you my..... Bitch. Show you what its like to be used abused and thrown out like the trash you know you are. Looking a older man to bow down and kiss my feet tonight
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i found a hilarious "man seeking woman" page but he seems like an okay guy really so i don't wanna make fun of him and his face on here
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"loose"
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His name wasnt Been Laden was it?
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