#1
So this 21 year old kid committed suicide and his funeral was today. I hardly knew him, and thought i would go to keep the numbers up, but mainly because our job is awful and i wanted the day off.

I think he would want me to have the day off because he was bone idle being honest and despised the job We had a drink in his memory.

Do you think im a bad person?
Last edited by alienholdsworth at Mar 14, 2014,
#5
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for having a drink or for taking a day off?



Yeah, I don't see the problem.
#6
cool. thanks.

edit..i should add i only got the day off because i had to go to the funeral
Last edited by alienholdsworth at Mar 14, 2014,
#7
Morality is bull shit and is all relevant. If you can justify your actions to yourself then it doesn't matter.
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#8
Quote by alienholdsworth
cool. thanks.

edit..i should add i only got the day off because i had to go to the funeral

so? you had an opportunity to get some time off a job that doesn't matter in the long run so you took it. enjoy the day
#9
No your fine, I hate funerals though, I rarely ever go to them, they're just boring, at my grandads I actually started giggling because of how morbid everyone was acting, I got a telling off from me Ma because apparently it was "disrespectful", but it wasn't really, he has the same sense of humour and attitude I have, I guarantee had he been able to see how they were acting he would of been laughing too. He even had Bat Out Of Hell played as his coffin was being carried to the hearse.
#10
If you don't care about the person that died then you are just using them to justify a day off.
I don't really fucking care. But I would not have done it.
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Morality is bull shit and is all relevant. If you can justify your actions to yourself then it doesn't matter.

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If you were serious about all that though you belong in the second category if anyone does.
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If you were serious about all that though you belong in the second category if anyone does.

How many categories are there?
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How many categories are there?


Seven, maybe eight tops.
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Seven, maybe eight tops.

I''m used to finishing #1 but I can settle for 2 tonight.
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You didn't even know how many categories there are. How can you possibly know what they are? How do you really know that you even want to be in Category #2 if you don't even know what it is?
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Fine, you're in Category #2 then.

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If you are going to take you must give. If you made a difference for the good then you are allowed to enjoy you can enjoy yourself.
#27
I'd rather work a shitty job than go to a funeral, I guess. Funerals are the worst.
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So this 21 year old kid committed suicide and his funeral was today. I hardly knew him, and thought i would go to keep the numbers up



Good for you. You can only judge a persons worth by the attendance level at their funeral
#29
Funerals always suck the fun out of things. When in one of the speeches something funny comes up, you can't simply heckle them like you would do in normal situations.
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Funerals always suck the fun out of things. When in one of the speeches something funny comes up, you can't simply heckle them like you would do in normal situations.




Shit could you imagine, someone in the middle of their heart felt speech and Neo sitting there going; boo, you suck!
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No your fine, I hate funerals though, I rarely ever go to them, they're just boring, at my grandads I actually started giggling because of how morbid everyone was acting, I got a telling off from me Ma because apparently it was "disrespectful", but it wasn't really, he has the same sense of humour and attitude I have, I guarantee had he been able to see how they were acting he would of been laughing too. He even had Bat Out Of Hell played as his coffin was being carried to the hearse.


lmao, legend
#33
Quote by alienholdsworth
I think he would want me to have the day off because he was bone idle being honest and despised the job We had a drink in his memory.

Do you think im a bad person?

From a utilitarian standpoint you increased your happiness by going. You didn't decrease his happiness for the reason you went because he's already dead so therefor has no happiness anymore.

So you are morally right.

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#34
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Morality is bull shit and is all relevant. If you can justify your actions to yourself then it doesn't matter.

Lol this is so wrong bro
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Shit could you imagine, someone in the middle of their heart felt speech and Neo sitting there going; boo, you suck!
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Learned it the hard way.
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