#1
What a bitch eh? Tells me my rat tail looks like shit, acts like a ****. Pretty sure she doesn't like me anymore. What do I do pit, she's a slag and a pint. Currently ignoring the hoe
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sorry
#2
Stop trying to look like a ******ed monk and take her advice.
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#4
2/10
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
If she doesn't like your haircut, it's time to break up. Things will never work out between you two. Tell her she's not good enough for your hair and it's over. Make sure you already have a new girlfriend when you tell her this.
#6
hey hoe (back slap)

you need to apoligize (front slap)

and learn to respect (back slap)

*** lovemaking/makeup sex ****
#9
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this is probably the lamest mirror thread ever


is there such thing as a good mirror thread?
#12
Shave your head and scream "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW" at her as you carve her name into your forehead with a sharpened pencil.
#16
dumb and obvious
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