What a bitch eh? Tells me my rat tail looks like shit, acts like a ****. Pretty sure she doesn't like me anymore. What do I do pit, she's a slag and a pint. Currently ignoring the hoe
Quote by iantheman
I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged

Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.

Stop trying to look like a ******ed monk and take her advice.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

If she doesn't like your haircut, it's time to break up. Things will never work out between you two. Tell her she's not good enough for your hair and it's over. Make sure you already have a new girlfriend when you tell her this.
hey hoe (back slap)

you need to apoligize (front slap)

and learn to respect (back slap)

*** lovemaking/makeup sex ****
Quote by soundgarden1986
this is probably the lamest mirror thread ever

is there such thing as a good mirror thread?
Shave your head and scream "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW" at her as you carve her name into your forehead with a sharpened pencil.
dumb and obvious
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown