#3
I'm Irish and I hate St. Patrick's day, if you go into the city centre you can barely f*cking move because there's so many people and last year on the bus a bird nearly threw up on me.
#7
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
wat.

She was drunk, the bus was packed and she nearly threw up on me. I was sitting beside her then all of a sudden she turns to me with her head down, starts throwing up and it nearly got all over my jeans. It was f*cking disgusting, you could see undigested doritos.
#8
St Patrick's day is stupid
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#9
Quote by lemmyisgod97
She was drunk, the bus was packed and she nearly threw up on me. I was sitting beside her then all of a sudden she turns to me with her head down, starts throwing up and it nearly got all over my jeans. It was f*cking disgusting, you could see undigested doritos.


I didn't know birds could eat doritos
#10
Quote by chev311e
I didn't know birds could eat doritos

Honestly? I mean, I know you're saying it because he used some old man slang word, but I've definitely seen at least several varieties of birds eat doritos. Ducks, geese, pigeons, crows come to mind immediately as birds that would probably eat a dorito without hesitation. I've probably even seen a few more other kinds of birds eat doritos. One time an eagle, no joke, attacked my friend and stole his cheesey puffs. I don't know if it ate them but it probably tried to. Or else it's just a total dick.
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#12
Quote by deadsmileyface
so is Matt Damon

and yet people celebrate him

I dont like Matt Damon.
#13
The first thing that came to mind from that picture was "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"
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#14
Quote by theogonia777
The first thing that came to mind from that picture was "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"

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#18
Ah, St Patrick's Day, the day we get to hear about Americans who are Irish because their great uncle's cousin's grandmother's dog's brother's owner's boyfriend's step-sister went there on holiday once.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
Quote by Trowzaa
Ah, St Patrick's Day, the day we get to hear about Americans who are Irish because their great uncle's cousin's grandmother's dog's brother's owner's boyfriend's step-sister went there on holiday once.



#22
It's a big deal here at MSU. Little quiet right now due to everyone being in class (including myself) but around 4ish this place is going to explode. I guess green being our primary color makes it a huge holiday whatever, excuses to party
#24
Quote by Rockford_rocks
excuses to party



That.


Plus I find Irish history to be interesting, so there's that too.
#26
2 gingers whiskey f*ck jamesons I saved 5.12$
Whats goes around must come down
#28
nobody in college needs an excuse to party, but people love themed parties i don't give a shit about st paddy's day, but green beer is a nice change