#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26611394


Clarissa Dickson Wright, one half of TV cookery duo Two Fat Ladies with the late Jennifer Paterson, has died in Edinburgh aged 66.

The former barrister filmed three series of the BBC Two programme before Paterson's death in 1999.

She and Paterson were brought together for the first series of Two Fat Ladies by TV director Patricia Llewellyn in 1996, during which they were often seen travelling the UK together in their motorbike and sidecar in search of good British grub.


Now all we are left with is the rip off merchants the hairy bikers.
#3
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The real tragedy is that a show called Two Fat Ladies was ever allowed to air in the first place.


I think the real tragedy is that there isn't one called that now D:
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
She was christened Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmerelda Dickson Wright.


wow
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#5
the real tragedy is genocide
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#7
damn, that was one of my favourite cooking shows. Those were two funny old ladies.
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#8
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The real tragedy is that a show called Two Fat Ladies was ever allowed to air in the first place.


this

if the show was done properly it would not have been acceptable for tv
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this

if the show was done properly it would not have been acceptable for tv


Sounds like you don't like food.

o()o

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#10
travelling the UK together in their motorbike and sidecar in search of good British grub.


That's like hunting for a Malaysian airliner.
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That's like hunting for a Malaysian airliner.


fucking hell, man


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#13
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That's like hunting for a Malaysian airliner.


It's over simplified, So what!

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#14
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Sounds like you don't like food.



No, he was hoping it would be some kind of lesbian fetish porn.
#15
I heard she died singing.
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#16
I heard she died in Greggs.

Anyone with a double barrelled surname in MY hometown can choke to death eating a steakbake.


Apart from Alexander Graham Bell


Or Hugh Fernley Whittimgstall.
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In America it would just be called Two Ladies of English Origin.

ftfy
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