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#1
Hello Pit,

I'm currently in college, and It seems I'm the only virgin left in the campus. Pathetically, I never had a first kiss either.

I wouldn't describe myself as bad in socializing, as I have participated in many online social communities such as reddit and UG. However, it seems that all the women in my class avoid me like the plague, and they go for the women objectifying douchebags.

I want to know the reason why they avoid me before I even talk to them.

So far here are the suspects suggested by a friend,
Long Hair
Acne
Glasses
Band shirt and jeans

Now of course, this is very superficial and seem ridiculous. But perhaps there is some truth to it. After all you don't need to look brutal to love metal, however I'm still very attached to the image. I am considering a makeover.

Please Pit, help a fellow out.
#5
Try listening to better music.
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#6
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However, it seems that all the women in my class avoid me like the plague, and they go for the women objectifying douchebags.
People are not cardboard.

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#8
really poor attempt at trolling
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#9
Very good attempt at a troll, but im not purchasing any of it. Anyone else feel the same?
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#11
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Hello Pit,

I'm currently in college, and It seems I'm the only virgin left in the campus. Pathetically, I never had a first kiss either.

I wouldn't describe myself as bad in socializing, as I have participated in many online social communities such as reddit and UG. However, it seems that all the women in my class avoid me like the plague, and they go for the women objectifying douchebags.

I want to know the reason why they avoid me before I even talk to them.

So far here are the suspects suggested by a friend,
Long Hair
Acne
Glasses
Band shirt and jeans

Now of course, this is very superficial and seem ridiculous. But perhaps there is some truth to it. After all you don't need to look brutal to love metal, however I'm still very attached to the image. I am considering a makeover.

Please Pit, help a fellow out.

Found your problem.
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#12
Unfortunately, it is not trolling I'm actually for real, it's quite embarrassing and even unbelievable. So here's an example from my experiences. I was taking a seat in math class and there was a girl there next by. When I sat down she immediately changed seat to the lower row. This happened two times already. I know my anecdote is bullshit but I'm beginning to believe it.
#13
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Unfortunately, it is not trolling I'm actually for real, it's quite embarrassing and even unbelievable. So here's an example from my experiences. I was taking a seat in math class and there was a girl there next by. When I sat down she immediately changed seat to the lower row. This happened two times already. I know my anecdote is bullshit but I'm beginning to believe it.


maybe she could smell your desperation
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#14
Deodorant issue?

Edit- ^damnit....
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#18
1) Cut your hair
2) Wash your face
3) Buy new clothes
4) If it ends with '-core', don't listen to it.
5) Smile cuz the world loves you for YOU, we just don't want to see it.
#19
Ugly chicks. Smelly stinky ugly chicks.
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#20
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Unfortunately, it is not trolling I'm actually for real.



No. no your not.
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#21
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Hello Pit,

I'm currently in college, and It seems I'm the only virgin left in the campus. Pathetically, I never had a first kiss either.

I wouldn't describe myself as bad in socializing, as I have participated in many online social communities such as reddit and UG. However, it seems that all the women in my class avoid me like the plague, and they go for the women objectifying douchebags.

I want to know the reason why they avoid me before I even talk to them.

So far here are the suspects suggested by a friend,
Long Hair
Acne
Glasses
Band shirt and jeans

Now of course, this is very superficial and seem ridiculous. But perhaps there is some truth to it. After all you don't need to look brutal to love metal, however I'm still very attached to the image. I am considering a makeover.

Please Pit, help a fellow out.


Step 1: cut hair
Step 2: get proactiv
Step 3: get Malcolm X glasses
Step 4: stop wearing band shirts and jeans

Buy fitting pants/jeans, buy fitting t-shirts that don't have bands on them, buy a bunch of fitting button up shirts
#23
Clever OP

What gave it away to me was

I wouldn't describe myself as bad in socializing, as I have participated in many online social communities such as reddit and UG



Then:

So far here are the suspects suggested by a friend,
Long Hair
Acne
Glasses
Band shirt and jeans


^This became more obvious.

Though, all in alll, well written and quite well thought out.

6/10
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#24
I'm worse at socializing on the internet than I am in real life. How about that?
#25
1) There's always chicks that like scruffy satanists. If you're not willing to change, find a girl with a similar appearance.

2) Do a makeover. You don't have to cut your hair bald, just keep it shorter and tidy. Dress nicely (you don't need to get rid of band tees, just don't wear them all the time), get acne products etc.

As for all girls going for 'women objectifying douchebags', there's a huge difference between a douchebag and a confident person. Of course girls would rather **** someone who has an attitude than a nice guy who's always there for conversation. Being too nice isn't hot and neither is being a dick. You need to be confident and do not let them see how desperate you are. Talk to girls but don't come on too much, just try being funny and not a creepy ****.

Best of luck m8ey
#26
Do you want me to post a selfie of myself just to PROVE it? I'm on the edge of considering it, I don't think it's necessary, plus it feels uncomfortable to share something like that. I know it is unbelievable, and it is good to be skeptical on the internet considering all the trolls.

Regardless, whether you buy it or not, what can be done to help fellow metalheads out?
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what can be done to help fellow metalheads out?
Stop giving yourself and others asinine labels.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
Get yourself a hooker or a fat chick and just get it over with. That's about the best advise you'll get here.

Don't you have any friends you can talk to about this? Maybe hang out at a bar or club and meet new people. Plus, just remember, some chicks are flat out stupid, selfish bitches waiting for some Prince fuking Charming to come along with a glass slipper lol.
#31
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Do you want me to post a selfie of myself just to PROVE it? I'm on the edge of considering it, I don't think it's necessary, plus it feels uncomfortable to share something like that. I know it is unbelievable, and it is good to be skeptical on the internet considering all the trolls.

Regardless, whether you buy it or not, what can be done to help fellow metalheads out?

Have you considered not resorting to the internet? Solve your own problems, it's better that way. Otherwise you'll end up like me. Go out and sing a musical or something.
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some chicks are flat out stupid, selfish bitches waiting for some Prince fuking Charming to come along with a glass slipper lol.


Not necessarily, I have done something like that in highschool, (Prom) My friends say it makes me look desperate. In fact, they don't really care of your a nice guy or not. Of course, I'm never considering being a douche but maybe I shouldn't be pushed around too easy I guess?

My friends don't give a shit, in fact they make me the social experiment of the group. They listen more to rock/indie, but they definitely do get laid. I've been observing them, I don't want to copy them as that will take away my individuality.
#34
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Not necessarily, I have done something like that in highschool, (Prom) My friends say it makes me look desperate. In fact, they don't really care of your a nice guy or not. Of course, I'm never considering being a douche but maybe I shouldn't be pushed around too easy I guess?

My friends don't give a shit, in fact they make me the social experiment of the group. They listen more to rock/indie, but they definitely do get laid. I've been observing them, I don't want to copy them as that will take away my individuality.



if it takes copying them to get laid. Copy them just this one time
#35
Ts, you should not try too hard when trying to fool people. The online socialising thing is a bit too much.
6/10.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#36
Maybe you just need new friends who aren't making you a social experiment? Go hang out somewhere that has people that you can identify with. It just sounds like you need to switch up something in your social life...
#37
Oh.

I thought I'd pissed someone off enough for them to make a thread about me (ignoring the fact that I barely post here and therefore this is a ridiculous thing to assume, obviously).

A little disappointed, to be honest.
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#40
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My friends don't give a shit, in fact they make me the social experiment of the group. They listen more to rock/indie, but they definitely do get laid. I've been observing them, I don't want to copy them as that will take away my individuality.

Lol, you can't be for real
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