#1
...do all Swedish fish face left?

Damn Scandinavian commies.
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#2
Because foreign people can't afford to have two fish machines (one left and one right).
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#3
What about one two-sided fish machine?

See American ingenuity at work.
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#4
Not true. The dead ones are facing right.
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#5
Because if they swam right they'd end up in Finland.

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#6
You really think the Swedish have any ingenuity? Ever try to put together an Ikea chair?
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#7
And why are they all red?

Answer: thats the best flavor. Like, if there were other ones you'd give those shitty tasting ones (like orange) to your friend who won't stop nagging you. but its like they did the work for you, giving you only the cream of the crop. its fucking beautiful, truly.
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