#1
Follow this picture



Basically you turn off the shower head and use the bath faucet and your soap and hands to clean it.
It really gets it clean down there. Trust me once you do it this way there's no going back.
#2
wif ur mums tong




#3
mate you need to get your belly button checked out, it looks like a full on umbilical cord.

Also why is your anus bleeding.
#6
Ya know. I've always experimented trying to find the best way to wash my ass. I just tried this. It's great. I will recommend it to all family and friends.

+1


BTW if you don't have a bath faucet (stand up shower) you can just use the spigot outside. **** the neighbors and the shit is just fertilizer for the grass anyways. am i rite?
Last edited by cheesefries at Mar 18, 2014,
#7
My favorite way to masturbate in the shower is to prop a leg up on the edge of the ledge of the shower and soap up my anus. Then I insert 2 fingers of my left hand into my anus and push against my pubic bone. At the same time I soap up my cock and pump away with my right hand until I shoot a massive load. The fingers in the ass make me shoot a ton. I can also cum without being fully erect. Feels great and you get real clean at the same time.
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#9
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The best way is to have some lick your anus clean.


^^^ also the best way to wake someone up
#11
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#13
I suppose you would be an expert on assholes.
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#17
i get it...you're an attention seeker or want to "troll" coz you got nothin goin on with your sad little life and it's only ******ed shit like this that gets ppl like you off(and who the **** knows why, maybe you're just messed up)...but seriously, wtf is wrong with u? and why should this stupid shit be posted on the front page of a popular guitar site?
i swear man, the net is just a playground for really stupid ****s like you who have a pointless existence...get a life loser, you need one.
#18
Dude, maybe we just have really dirty buttholes. Not everybody can afford regular bleachings. Y'know, this economy.
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#19
you could stick the top of the body wash bottle up your butt, suction out the contents with your anus and fart it all out,, thats what i do anyway.
#20
problems with this method:
1. lying down in the shower is unsanitary
2. touching your anus is unsanitary
3. it is not necessary to wash your anus in the shower

I like the drawing though, so you get points for that
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i get it...you're an attention seeker or want to "troll" coz you got nothin goin on with your sad little life and it's only ******ed shit like this that gets ppl like you off(and who the **** knows why, maybe you're just messed up)...but seriously, wtf is wrong with u? and why should this stupid shit be posted on the front page of a popular guitar site?
i swear man, the net is just a playground for really stupid ****s like you who have a pointless existence...get a life loser, you need one.

lol, 14ers
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#21
Quote by Manovvar
i get it...you're an attention seeker or want to "troll" coz you got nothin goin on with your sad little life and it's only ******ed shit like this that gets ppl like you off(and who the **** knows why, maybe you're just messed up)...but seriously, wtf is wrong with u? and why should this stupid shit be posted on the front page of a popular guitar site?
i swear man, the net is just a playground for really stupid ****s like you who have a pointless existence...get a life loser, you need one.

shouldn't you be posting porn or smth?




#23
Quote by Manovvar
i get it...you're an attention seeker or want to "troll" coz you got nothin goin on with your sad little life and it's only ******ed shit like this that gets ppl like you off(and who the **** knows why, maybe you're just messed up)...but seriously, wtf is wrong with u? and why should this stupid shit be posted on the front page of a popular guitar site?
i swear man, the net is just a playground for really stupid ****s like you who have a pointless existence...get a life loser, you need one.

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#24
here's what I'm adding to this thread:



Don't like it? Go fuck yourself.

Quote by Manovvar
i get it...you're an attention seeker or want to "troll" coz you got nothin goin on with your sad little life and it's only ******ed shit like this that gets ppl like you off(and who the **** knows why, maybe you're just messed up)...but seriously, wtf is wrong with u? and why should this stupid shit be posted on the front page of a popular guitar site?
i swear man, the net is just a playground for really stupid ****s like you who have a pointless existence...get a life loser, you need one.



guess what?

i'm tickling my bumhole while reading your post. That turn you on, manovvar?
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#25
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guess what?

i'm tickling my bumhole while reading your post. That turn you on, manovvar?


if you're a hot lookin' chick, maybe...otherwise sorry, i dont swing that way.
#26
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if you're a hot lookin' chick, maybe...otherwise sorry, i dont swing that way.

even if you did swing that way as if you'd have a shot @ the lt.




#27
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long time UG user, 1st time poster...thx.
#28
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even if you did swing that way as if you'd have a shot @ the lt.



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(what am i saying underground?...TO is FULL of you weird fvcks lol)
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#29
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3. it is not necessary to wash your anus in the shower


J/W... Where is it necessary to wash an anus?
#30
Quote by Manovvar
King Pin of the TO tranny underground? He only wishes, while you visualize...


(what am i saying underground?...TO is FULL of you weird fvcks lol)

lol i guess being into manowar + anime would make anyone an authority on 'weird fucks'




#31
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if you're a hot lookin' chick, maybe...otherwise sorry, i dont swing that way.



judging by your profile, theres a 102% chance that I'm not.

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#32
Quote by Manovvar
i get it...you're an attention seeker or want to "troll" coz you got nothin goin on with your sad little life and it's only ******ed shit like this that gets ppl like you off(and who the **** knows why, maybe you're just messed up)...but seriously, wtf is wrong with u? and why should this stupid shit be posted on the front page of a popular guitar site?
i swear man, the net is just a playground for really stupid ****s like you who have a pointless existence...get a life loser, you need one.

#34
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here's what I'm adding to this thread:


I thought all bats were creepy and gross, but this is adorable.
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#35
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I thought all bats were creepy and gross, but this is adorable.



I can't look at that picture without going "brushy brushy brushy brushy" in my head
#36
exactly. ****ing dorbz.

He's like an adorable mouse with wings twice the length of his body.
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#37
The toothbrush makes it though. Without the toothbrush, it'd just be a bat. But the toothbrush makes it the cutest thing ever.
#38
I think this is the best thread hijack I've seen in ages.......
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#39
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long time UG user, 1st time poster...thx.

Well, it's pretty obvious you haven't been in the Pit much.
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brot pls