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#1
If you were not wearing a condom, where do you leave all of it?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Last edited by Neo Evil11 at Mar 19, 2014,
#4
If you mean not wearing it on my dick then its in my jackets inside pocket

If you mean not having it with me then its in my bedside drawers
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#5
Quote by cha33 armstrong
If you mean not wearing it on my dick then its in my jackets inside pocket

If you mean not having it with me then its in my bedside drawers

It is not the condom I am worried about.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#6
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It is not the condom I am worried about.

Oh right
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#7
In her pussy?

Like if you're not going wear a rubber, pulling out isn't going to do any good. Just make her suck all that up in one end or the other is the best way (bj cumming is good too I mean).
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#8
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In her pussy?

Like if you're not going wear a rubber, pulling out isn't going to do any good. Just make her suck all that up in one end or the other is the best way (bj cumming is good too I mean).

So you are not one of those guys that leaves it on the belly or back? How noble of you. But then how do you make those nice fingerpaint pictures on her skin?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#9
Am I the only one slightly creeped out by the fact that this is essentially, a group of guys, talking to each other about where they like to shoot their man-gravy....

Did UnionJake hack your account TS?
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#10
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Am I the only one slightly creeped out by the fact that this is essentially, a group of guys, talking to each other about where they like to shoot their man-gravy....

Did UnionJake hack your account TS?

It's the pit. Go away if you have standards.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#12
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#13
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Am I the only one slightly creeped out by the fact that this is essentially, a group of guys, talking to each other about where they like to shoot their man-gravy....

Did UnionJake hack your account TS?

you take yourself too seriously
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#15
ass or tits or belly. They hate da face
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#16
I point it towards my bellybutton to make it all go back in.
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#17
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#19
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Face, mouth and ass

And knees and toes, knees and toes..
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#20
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I point it towards my bellybutton to make it all go back in.

You impregnate yourself?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#21
Quote by Neo Evil11
You impregnate yourself?

I have no egg, get your science right
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#23
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#25
Quote by Neo Evil11
If you were not wearing a condom, where do you leave all of it?


In your pants, unless of course you want to risk either giving everything up to be a full time father or having to pay child support for 18 years.
#26
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In your pants, unless of course you want to risk either giving everything up to be a full time father or having to pay child support for 18 years.

I would do what is necessary.

Packed my backs ready to run away.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#27
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when he squeezes it out:
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#32
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on her penis

Wat. Think you have been trap'ed.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#34
on her back, stomach, or back of her throat
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#35
I'm a gentleman who asks where the lady would like to have it. I then proceed to place it there, albeit with terrible aim.
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