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So, the girl broke up with you or rejected you or it didn't work out. You're heart broken. What do you do?

This can be funny or serious.

I find that masturbating to a lot of different porn makes it hurt less. I'm talking about shaking the hand's president until the President is sore. Also, going out, talking to friends and checking out hot chicks helps to remind that there's more fresh meat out there.

Share your ways, folks.
#2
Feel like shit for weeks while constantly aware of how pathetic you are
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#3
Drugs
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I find that masturbating to a lot of different porn makes it hurt less. I'm talking about shaking the hand's president until the President is sore. Also, going out, talking to friends and checking out hot chicks helps to remind that there's more fresh meat out there.

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#6
Cutting your wrists and listening to hawthorne heights
Whats goes around must come down
#7
I don't invest myself emotionally into people, so I don't feel bad when they want to stop banging.
#8
Thinking about people as meat tends to make me feel less heartbroken since meat isn't people and meat can't break your heart
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#9
Its a proven fact you cant get over a woman if you can still picture her boobs. You either have to see enough boobs to replace hers in your memory or wait for enough time to pass so the image fades away.
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#12
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Cartoons and video games.


I find the relationship between Jake and Finn doesn't help.
#14
Its hard for some easy for others but to get over someone you need to get on someone else
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#15
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just get the **** over it

it helps to realize that liking someone/being in love turns you into a complete idiot

This.
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just get the **** over it

it helps to realize that liking someone/being in love turns you into a complete idiot


It's kinda easy to tell someone to get over it. Feels like you got to do something, but you got no idea how to.

But yes, liking someone turns me into a total idiot.
#18
Out of sight, out of mind.

Remember that I am awesome and then continue to be awesome. That's it + time.
#19
If I want to get over someone, I usually climb or jump over the person
Never break the rules, devour them!
#20
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Feel like shit for weeks while constantly aware of how pathetic you are

ya this




#21
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But yes, liking someone turns me into a total idiot.

If it makes you feel any better, you were probably a total idiot before you fell in love.
#22
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If it makes you feel any better, you were probably a total idiot before you fell in love.


I'll rephrase that.

I turn into a clingy insecure idiot.
#23
Go to sleep, wake up saying *hnnnng **** YEAH* then move on. Works for me.
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#24
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I'll rephrase that.

I turn into a clingy insecure idiot.

Dont say that. You are a wonderful person Philip!
#25
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I'll rephrase that.

I turn into a clingy insecure idiot.

So you want to desperately pull women to you while you call them useless or make up ridiculous biological justifications for demeaning them?
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brot pls
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I found that the best way to get over the girl that broke up with me (Why izzy why!? ) was to become a fedora wearing redpiller that thinks of women as hateful leeches and fuck puppets. Since then my life has never been better. (I was going to prepose to you Iz! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!!)
DISCLAIMER: There's a very good chance that i have no idea what i'm talking about.

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And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#27
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So you want to desperately pull women to you while you call them useless or make up ridiculous biological justifications for demeaning them?


No, you got me all wrong. I love bitches.
#28
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No, you got me all wrong. I love bitches.

The feeling isn't mutual apparently.


ok that was mean
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brot pls
#29
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The feeling isn't mutual apparently.
Philip, did your mom turn down your advances again?
#30
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Cutting your wrists and listening to hawthorne heights



What is this, 2004?


Cutting your wrists is so oldschool, get with the times, all the cool kids these days cut out the middle man and go straight to suicide, get with it old timer.
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#31
Go to the gym and start doing leg presses. Build up your leg muscles until you know for sure you can get over said person who's in your way.
#33
fo real real though


Just find some new hobbies that are pretty time intensive. Keep your mind occupied.
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brot pls
#34
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fo real real though


Just find some new hobbies that are pretty time intensive. Keep your mind occupied.

Like masturbation.
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What is this, 2004?


Cutting your wrists is so oldschool, get with the times, all the cool kids these days cut out the middle man and go straight to suicide, get with it old timer.



I thought it was school shootings n surch.
Whats goes around must come down
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Read a very long book series.


Like Game of Thrones? Check. On Dance of Dragons.
#38
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Like Game of Thrones? Check. On Dance of Dragons.

Silly phil thats a tv show
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#39
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Like Game of Thrones? Check. On Dance of Dragons.

Just watch the south park episodes.

I can still hear the wiener song.
#40
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Like Game of Thrones? Check. On Dance of Dragons.

The book series is technically Song of Ice and Fire.

If you need long, try out Wheel of Time.
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brot pls
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