If a genie gave you powers to resurrect any five people from history, who?

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#1
1. Nicolas Tesla
2. Albert Einstein
3. Babe Ruth
4. John Dillinger
5. Hunter S. Thompson

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#3
1 My mom
2 My grandma
3 My uncle
4 My other uncle
5 My dog

I'm a greedy person.
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#4
Colonel Sanders
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#5
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1. Nicolas Tesla
2. Albert Einstein
3. Babe Ruth
4. John Dillinger
5. Hunter S. Thompson

We would make a great trolling brigade.



Where's MLK, you fucking racist?
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#6
Wouldn't they just die right away? Or are they resurrected them from the dead to live forever?
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#7
1. Jim Henson
2. Ernest Hemingway
3. Lou Reed
4. Jiggle Billy
5. Owen Hart
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#8
Jesus
Teddy Roosevelt
Caligula
Benjamin Franklin
Henry VIII

We would party hearty.
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#9
I would resurrect myself upon death. It would give me 6 lives.
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#10
1. Leonardo Da vinci
2. Albert Einstein
3. Jimmi Hendrix or Beethoven
4. Tesla or Edison
5. MLK or Abraham Lincoln.

No particular order.
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#11
1. Sergei Rachmaninov
2. Ludwig van Beethoven
3. Johann S. Bach
4. Nicolas Tesla
5. George Gershwin

Probably in that order too.
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#12
1. Hitler
2. Genghis Khan
3. Mussolini
4. Gandhi
5. Cult of Personality.

Put the first three in a cage and let them fight to the death. Take this act world wide and make tons of money. Party with Gandhi and sing that song till the sun explodes.
#14
Lommbag Darrell
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#15
don cornelius
rick james
rosa parks
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#16
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Wouldn't they just die right away? Or are they resurrected them from the dead to live forever?


Forever.

You all get a suite and party with $100,000 to blow in Vegas for a weekend for the resurrection party.
#18
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Where's MLK, you fucking racist?

Where the f*ck is Joan of Arc, you f*cking sexist?

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#19
Roger Birkman
Dick Guidry
Gangaram Choudhary
Marcus Kimball
Wolfgang Kirchgassner
#20
Freddie Mercury
Buster Keaton
Christopher Hitchens
Douglas Adams

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#21
A random person from rome

Chris farley

Bradley Nowell

my great x25 grandfather

and hitler
It's over simplified, So what!

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#22
I would only do it if it would trade the lives of 5 currently living people...

Randy Rhoads for Kanye West
Jimi Hendrix for John Mayer
Ronald Reagan for Chairman Obama
my mom for Kim Kardashian
my childhood best friend for Bill Maher
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


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#24
my grandma
and mcr's career
also layne staley
also robert e lee
also fred rogers
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#27
BTW you choose the age that they will be at when they join your presence.

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#29
1. my grandpa
2. my hamster
3. my fish
4. the frog I dissected 2 weeks ago
5. leonardo da vinci
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#30
Bruce Lee
Bob Marley
Martin Luther King
John F Kennedy
Union Jake
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#31
1.Frank Zappa
2.Jim Morrison
3.Ghandi
4.Gregory Peck
5.let me think
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#33
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i'd kill the 5 people i hate the most, resurrect them and then kill them again


I want to change my anser to this, except that I only hate 1 person, I'd kill him 6 times.
#34
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i'd kill the 5 people i hate the most, resurrect them and then kill them again


but if you kill them, then resurrect them and not kill them again, then you would get away with 5 counts of first degree murder.

i mean, what would they say "This dude killed us and then brought us back to life?" they'd be locked in the loony bin for the rest of their lives.
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#35
I can't think of anyone that I feel could adapt to today's society. I already resurrected Shakespeare but he failed a class in his own literature.
#36
BTW reasons:

1 and 2 : I would give my life to give Tesla and Einstein in their wisest stages access to digital age technology and quantum physics as well as all other bleeding edge info surrounding technology and science

3. I want to do some new drugs with the original illegal drug user Babe Ruth. He was a world class baseball player who was famous during the entire prohibition era. For some reason or another he puked and gagged on field pretty much every game. Since this was during alcohol prohibition I can assure you it wasn't because he was one pro of a drunkard. I promise, drinking alcohol was against the law at the time.

4. Imagine how many cool devices he could make out of all modern technology? He could easily escape from prison again no matter the conditions and all he wanted was the money of the elite, he did not kill for fun, power ,or reputation.

5. We would trade drug stashes and share and set a world record in highness without dying. I shit you not.
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#37
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but if you kill them, then resurrect them and not kill them again, then you would get away with 5 counts of first degree murder.

i mean, what would they say "This dude killed us and then brought us back to life?" they'd be locked in the loony bin for the rest of their lives.


You seem to be missing the part where i hate them enough to want to kill them twice.

Or like above ^ kill one person 6 times. Or two people three times. I know two people who absolutely ****ed me i'd love to just end.

Man, why did i say that.

pls no arrest me ;_;
#39
1. Hitler. I could make some money off of this.
2) Hachiko. Akita dog.
3) Virginia Woolf. She comes back in her twenties and we're in a menage a trois with #4
4) Egon Schiele. Me and this dude will rip the town apart yeh.
5) Jesus. Call it an homage to my mentor.
#40
I'd resurrect my own supergroup.

Guitarists: Hendrix & Dimebag
Bass: Paul McCartney
Drums: John Bonham
Vocals/Songwriting: Jim Morrison
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