Poll: How relaxed are you?
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#1
Taken from Wikipedia:

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a neologism for a perceptual phenomenon characterized as a distinct, pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp, back, or peripheral regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli. The nature and classification of the ASMR phenomenon is controversial. Tom Stafford, a professor at the University of Sheffield, says, "It might well be a real thing, but it's inherently difficult to research."


In layman's terms, watching Youtube videos in this thread will make you feel relaxed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSctqjzFjJ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZGkMpjRj4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28fHo9JpHvs


I like the shaving and head massage ones. How relaxed are you right now?
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#2
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So is there one where he massages her?


naked?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
asmr is freaky stuff
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#8
yeh i watch these. They're really relaxing too.

A favorite of mine is Ephemeral Rift, but sometimes he gets too preachy/too weird for my taste. ASMR Massage is good too.

edit; ^^^asmrer is a weird mf dont watch him
Last edited by Tag43 at Mar 30, 2014,
#9
Why did you have to bring a cool thread down, stewie. Why....
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#10
That first video is just ****ing weird.

I'm not relaxed at all.
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#12
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That first video is just ****ing weird.

I'm not relaxed at all.



To be honest I didn't really get all the way through it myself so I don't know how weird he got, but the part of it that I saw was good.
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#13
I am actually a really, really big fan of ASMR.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nuqVOEWXqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SQlnOBZB38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaj_2JB1svo

RelaxngASMR and Ephemeral Rift are pretty much the be-all-end-all of stuff like this.
Quote by Tag43
yeh i watch these. They're really relaxing too.

A favorite of mine is Ephemeral Rift, but sometimes he gets too preachy/too weird for my taste. ASMR Massage is good too.

I really like Ephemeral Rift because he's willing to experiment (although some of them are really damn weird) and create interesting characters. My favorite ones are Professor Clemmons (the HP Lovecraft scientist guy), and the Tinfoil Hat Society guy, and I just love how he ties all these weird characters together.
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Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Mar 30, 2014,
#14
Quote by Tag43

edit; ^^^asmrer is a weird mf dont watch him



Bro, it's all fuckin' weird.
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#15
I've been getting into this stuff lately. It does make me relaxed and I fall asleep easier with it. The dudes weird me out. Most of the chicks I don't really care about what they are talking about but the noises they make give me tingles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGIe_WR0O4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JAz7698sa4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP4thzkxF0s
#16
*tingles*
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#17
How the **** can anyone listen to people talk like that? Shit is irritating as ****.
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#18
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How the **** can anyone listen to people talk like that? Shit is irritating as ****.

Shit is irritating as **** when people completely overreact to something they don't like.
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#19
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Shit is irritating as **** when people completely overreact to something they don't like.

Ohtheirony.
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#20
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Ohtheirony.

The irony is that you don't realize that I'm mocking you.
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#21
Do not dig it. The constant whispering annoys the crap out of me. The hairdresser one was pretty cool though
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