Poll: do you get turned on by shemale porn
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View poll results: do you get turned on by shemale porn
yes
25 27%
no
52 57%
i'm a shemale and this is offensive
15 16%
Voters: 92.
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#1
not cos you're gay or anything

just cos you like to see a dick on a guy that looks like a girl

or cos it's cool to see a girl ****ing a guy

not cos you're gay or anything

but like, it's just a fantasy, i wouldn't actually **** a dude or be ****ed by a shemale

like watching gay porn

i'm not gay or anything but like if i got turned on by gay porn or shemale porn it wouldn't mean i'm gay

not that i like shemale porn

or anything like that, it's just a thought really

completely irrelevant to anything in my neighborhood yknow what i mean i like really straight porn i don't even like any penises in my porn cos that would be so gay so i just watch lesbian porn and i don't stroke my dick cos that's well gay man i just watch it till i jizz without touching it cos i'm really not even slightly gay, i don't even touch my dick when i pee

so yeah

do you straight guys like shemale porn
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Last edited by laid-to-waste at Mar 30, 2014,
#2
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i'm not gay or anything but like if i got turned on by gay porn or shemale porn it wouldn't mean i'm gay

Like, I kinda think it would.
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#3
Are you gay?

Not that that would turn me on or anything
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#4
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Are you gay?

Not that that would turn me on or anything

nah man i'm as straight as a straight line
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#5
I hate it when you're watching a porn and your just like, "dam this chicks a qt."


and then it's not actually a chick at all.
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#7
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I Do Not Watch POrn At All becouse It Is A Tool Of The Patriarchy

the only "porn" i watch is when i see a supporter of patriarchy check their privilege
#10
Shalestone porn is better.
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#11
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#12
Male-to-female or female-to-male? Because one is gay, the other is just funny.
#14
Quote by laid-to-waste
nah man i'm as straight as a straight line


I'm as straight as a broken arrow going into your ass
#15
so this is why you kept making everyone take their shirts off in the breaking bad tiny chats
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#16
Dicks are ugly. I prefer pussy.
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#17
only if they are screwing women.

not into the whole "shemale bangs dude" or "dude bangs shemale" things which is norm in the majority of shemale based stuff.
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#18
Quote by theguitarist
only if they are screwing women.

not into the whole "shemale bangs dude" or "dude bangs shemale" things which is norm in the majority of shemale based stuff.


This guy gets it.
#19
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#20
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This guy gets it.



yeah.


i mean you'd have to be gay to watch that other stuff.
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#22
Are we talking strict shemales, or futanari? Cause there is a difference I believe. Generally when someone brings up shemales, they are like a weird hybrid of both, and look kinda like a tranny. Futanari on the other hand is just a girl with a penis, usually a fake one. Futa fetishes don't really make you gay, but if you like dudes in makeup to look like a girl it's a different story. Also depends if it's cartoon ie. hentai, or real life.
#23
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41.67% (10 votes) say yes

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my face when


Why do you have to be so suppressive of others
#24
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Dicks are ugly. I prefer pussy.

Bro, you can't honestly say to me that vaginas ain't ugly.
#25
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Bro, you can't honestly say to me that vaginas ain't ugly.


ginas are pretty ugly

But i'd rather not have a dick in my butt
#26
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Bro, you can't honestly say to me that vaginas ain't ugly.

Innies are b e a u iful. Honestly, rather lick a vagina then suck a dick.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
Quote by Jimjambanx
Are we talking strict shemales, or futanari? Cause there is a difference I believe. Generally when someone brings up shemales, they are like a weird hybrid of both, and look kinda like a tranny. Futanari on the other hand is just a girl with a penis, usually a fake one. Futa fetishes don't really make you gay, but if you like dudes in makeup to look like a girl it's a different story. Also depends if it's cartoon ie. hentai, or real life.



well i don't find shemales attractive by themselves (excluding bailey jay) but I find futa really sexy and can get off to it no problem.

I think you can only have real life futa if technology gets to the point where you can get women growing penises without any hormone stuff effecting the rest of the body, so they are really just women with dicks or that you can make mtf so good that they are pretty much like the women with dicks idea. i'm thinking it'll probably be like changing a person through some gene therapy and accelerated growth for body changes..
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#29
You've clearly dedicated some thought to this already
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#30
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Innies are b e a u iful. Honestly, rather lick a vagina then suck a dick.


this is generally the consensus i think

but vaginas are pretty ugly either way.
#31
I have watched a lot of futa but am like 'nah' at most shemale stuff.


edit: this all applies to porn btw. like I don't watch gay porn but I sleep with dudes/shemales no prob.

cause gay porn is gay but ****ing men is just me getting in a warm hole. of course they have to be attractive because I have standards and if they **** me then I'm just getting my prostate massaged, they might as well be a living butt toy. and if I suck their dick, it's just that it's a fun challenge to fit things down your throat and you never know when you'll need to suppress your gag reflex so it's good training with soft object.
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#32
Quote by Jimjambanx
Are we talking strict shemales, or futanari? Cause there is a difference I believe. Generally when someone brings up shemales, they are like a weird hybrid of both, and look kinda like a tranny. Futanari on the other hand is just a girl with a penis, usually a fake one. Futa fetishes don't really make you gay, but if you like dudes in makeup to look like a girl it's a different story. Also depends if it's cartoon ie. hentai, or real life.





#33
Quote by theguitarist

edit: this all applies to porn btw. like I don't watch gay porn but I sleep with dudes/shemales no prob.

cause gay porn is gay but ****ing men is just me getting in a warm hole. of course they have to be attractive because I have standards and if they **** me then I'm just getting my prostate massaged, they might as well be a living butt toy. and if I suck their dick, it's just that it's a fun challenge to fit things down your throat and you never know when you'll need to suppress your gag reflex so it's good training with soft object.



So watching gay porn is gay but having sex with men isn't?

I don't care what you do but i just need to make sure that's clear
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#34
Quote by eGraham


So watching gay porn is gay but having sex with men isn't?

I don't care what you do but i just need to make sure that's clear



well the former is for fantasy to get off and so attraction to their body is a must, so gay porn is out because I'm indifferent to male bodies.

the latter is just using a guy as a living sex-toy, I'm not really attracted to them and don't want to have a relationship with them. it's just nice getting off with the use of an actual human being and I happen to not mind what gender they are.


look simply put yeah, I don't kiss dudes.


edit: and I have like 15tb of porn and absolutely none of it is gay stuff, and the only shemale stuff is a bit of shemale on female.
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#35
Quote by theguitarist
well the former is for fantasy to get off and so attraction to their body is a must, so gay porn is out because I'm indifferent to male bodies.

the latter is just using a guy as a living sex-toy, I'm not really attracted to them and don't want to have a relationship with them. it's just nice getting off with the use of an actual human being and I happen to not mind what gender they are.


look simply put yeah, I don't kiss dudes.


edit: and I have like 15tb of porn and absolutely none of it is gay stuff, and the only shemale stuff is a bit of shemale on female.

only 15 tb? wow with technology these days its easy to get 100+tb
#36
Only if the shemale ****s a chick... because there's nothing worse than being about to cum and then a shot of the guys face shows on the screen. This way you get the male -> female action but no guy face to be involved....
#37
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only 15 tb? wow with technology these days its easy to get 100+tb



limited funds for hard drives bro.
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#38
Quote by theguitarist
well i don't find shemales attractive by themselves (excluding bailey jay) but I find futa really sexy and can get off to it no problem.

I think you can only have real life futa if technology gets to the point where you can get women growing penises without any hormone stuff effecting the rest of the body, so they are really just women with dicks or that you can make mtf so good that they are pretty much like the women with dicks idea. i'm thinking it'll probably be like changing a person through some gene therapy and accelerated growth for body changes..


I think the reason why Futa is popular is not because of the fact that it's a girl with a penis, but rather it's the idea of surreal pleasure, that's why futa's usually have dicks the size of small baseball bat and jizz like a horse for 3 minutes straight with a face of complete ecstacy. Not only that but it eliminates the major problem in porn, Dudes (I'm assuming everyone in here is a straight male). Let's face it, when watching porn there's nothing more off putting than a but naked dude grunting like a pig, and Lesbian porn is more or less boring, 2 girls cleaning each other with there tongues is pretty dull, and it's essentially porn for feminists. Futa has the best of everything, both parties are experiencing surreal pleasure, and both are attractive females. All that and the fact that porn doesn't have to be realistic, that's why we watch it, because it's something of an escape from reality, so ya might as well go all out. And when I refer to real life futas, they're essentially just girls with a rubber dick between their legs.

What the **** did I just type?
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