#1
In an unheard of moment of cooperation between the militaries of North and South Korea the Yellow Sea was blown to hell and back. No sign that Cthulu survived this withering onslaught from the two Koreas. Was reported that a Malaysian airliner may have been spotted in the area.

http://news.msn.com/world/koreas-trade-fire-island-residents-in-shelters


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#2
First a trip to the sun and knowing slaying Cthulhu? North Korea is really on a roll.
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#3
Look how many great things kim jong un is doing|
I'd definitely vote for him at the next elections!
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#5
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#12
I thought it was a contest to see who could kill the most water.
#13
Well, that explains why my buddy, who prays to Cthulu, suddenly became more sane in the last few weeks. I thought it was the new drugs that they gave him, but it must just be because Cthulu wasn't able to whisper maddening things to him anymore. Huh.
#14
yellow sea? i know you're better than that jackal that's just plain insensitive