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http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2014/03/liberia-confirms-ebola-arrival-from-guinea-201433112428298798.html

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ebola-epidemic-could-become-global-crisis-experts-warn-1.2591338

Its coming Pit. Do you guys think this is a risk to YOUR country, they say it might spread to Europe and the Caribbean within the next few weeks. 98% of people who get Ebola die.

I'm gonna move up to the Yukon and be safe in an igloo
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#2
cant get me all the way up here
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#3
I live in 'merica not some third world eurofag country. Got nothing to fear.


On a serious note, I always thought ebola was one of those diseases we created but then got rid of it(i.e in a petri dish in some underground facility). Probably thinking of something else.
#4
You do realise it says at the bottom of that article that it is passed on between humans by direct contact with bodily fluids, contaminated blood or improper handling of corpses... are you likely to play with a dead body, or drink the blood of somebody ill/rub their 'bodily fluids' into open cuts you have?


That being said, I have developed a cough in the last 24 hours... if I start coughing up blood, I'll let you all know. Damn my hobby of playing with dead bodies and rolling around in the blood >.>
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#5
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You do realise it says at the bottom of that article that it is passed on between humans by direct contact with bodily fluids, contaminated blood or improper handling of corpses... are you likely to play with a dead body, or drink the blood of somebody ill/rub their 'bodily fluids' into open cuts you have?


That being said, I have developed a cough in the last 24 hours... if I start coughing up blood, I'll let you all know. Damn my hobby of playing with dead bodies and rolling around in the blood >.>


Lots of ways bodily fluids can catch you know, they include things like sweat and saliva. Sex and kissing, sharing bottles, someone goes to the gym and sweats on the equipments. Look at mono, it spreads super quickly and its all done by saliva. The fact that is spreads by bodily fluids means its fairly contagious.
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You do realise it says at the bottom of that article that it is passed on between humans by direct contact with bodily fluids, contaminated blood or improper handling of corpses.

Well my Saturdays are ruined now.

Thanks ebola.
#7
@Wesleyisgay: Yeah, but if somebody catches something that can kill within a few days, or at the least is going to make them start haemorrhaging, why would they be getting into close contact with lots of people? Also, I tend not to come into that sort of contact with people I don't know...
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@Wesleyisgay: Yeah, but if somebody catches something that can kill within a few days, or at the least is going to make them start haemorrhaging, why would they be getting into close contact with lots of people? Also, I tend not to come into that sort of contact with people I don't know...


People are crazy I'm gonna guess within the first little bit people have no idea they have it, and they just go on with their marry lives, not knowing they are possibly infecting people. It'll be a lot safer in first world countries cause of sanitation, but shit that is exchanged with fluids still somehow spreads like wildfire. And it could be a ton of other ways! Maybe your buddy has it, doesn't know it yet and he double dips the chip dip! Good job, you just got Ebolad! Silly little things like that...

and to prove my point better, Lebanon and another country are already locking down borders to prevent the spread, they know how dangerous it is!
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and to prove my point better, Lebanon and another country are already locking down borders to prevent the spread, they know how dangerous it is!

That would be Liberia.
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#16
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I live in 'merica not some third world eurofag country. Got nothing to fear.


On a serious note, I always thought ebola was one of those diseases we created but then got rid of it(i.e in a petri dish in some underground facility). Probably thinking of something else.

You're thinking of AIDs. That was created by the C.I.A in order to keep the black man down.
#17
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You're thinking of AIDs. That was created by the C.I.A in order to keep the black man down.

Nah. He's thinking of the Ebola Gay.
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#18
I dunno if y'all saw the movie Outbreak, but sneezes'll getcha.
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#19
If we're going to make this into a movie I would prefer The Stand.
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#20
I'm more concerned about getting Hepatitis from the subway...
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#21
Why are people in this thread worrying though I mean does anyone on the pit ever leave their bedrooms/parents basements? We're all going to be fine.
#23
I think it may kill too fast to be able to spread effectively, there's a reason the most common diseases aren't very dangerous
#24
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Why are people in this thread worrying though I mean does anyone on the pit ever leave their bedrooms/parents basements? We're all going to be fine.


The pizza guy might have it.
#25
Good thing Ebola kills its victims too fast to really present a risk of widespread infection.


Unless of course you already have Ebola.
#27
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Good thing Ebola kills its victims too fast to really present a risk of widespread infection.


Unless of course you already have Ebola.

PLus the way in which it is transmitted is not really that quick. Decent precautions will keep you clean.
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#28
I love pedantry so I'm just going to correct you and say that 100% of people that get Ebola die. A large portion of those people die from the Ebola itself!

I have nothing else to add except that I feel that the odds of me dying from Ebola are low.
#29
ebbola kissing booth 2014
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#30
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That being said, I have developed a cough in the last 24 hours... if I start coughing up blood, I'll let you all know. Damn my hobby of playing with dead bodies and rolling around in the blood >.>

Your metal habit of arranging corpses before shows is going to get you killed, DG!
#31
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#32
Lucky me, I'm flying to china on friday. On another notice, my dad is just coughing downstairs though.
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#33
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@Wesleyisgay: Yeah, but if somebody catches something that can kill within a few days, or at the least is going to make them start haemorrhaging, why would they be getting into close contact with lots of people? Also, I tend not to come into that sort of contact with people I don't know...


you mean to tell me that if you had ebola you wouldn't purposely spread it
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#34
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I love pedantry so I'm just going to correct you and say that 100% of people that get Ebola die. A large portion of those people die from the Ebola itself!

I have nothing else to add except that I feel that the odds of me dying from Ebola are low.

True. Most pedants are fatally beaten to death until they expire.
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#38
you have nothing to worry about till ebola mutates and gives you coughing and sneezing symptoms in its early stage.
#40
^I'm not watching that video, but silver has anti-bacterial properties, and turns your skin a weird color(s).
That's why silverware was ideal before dishsoap.

Also ebola is a virus, no idea if silver could fight it.
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