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CHORUS
I get my news from a garbage can,
Forget the internet, there's too much spam,
Tune out the angry liars on the radio,
And TV news is just a big game show, so

VERSE ONE
I get my news from a garbage can,
It says banana peels are invading Japan,
And the Yankees shut out some strawberry jam?
Man, this world's gettin' outta' hand...

I get my news from a garbage can,
It can be kind of messy, hard to understand,
And some of it don't make sense to me,
Justin Bieber's caught twerking at a KFC?

[Spoken: Is that news or rubbish? If you can't tell, maybe you...)

CHORUS
Get your news from a garbage can,
Forget the internet, there's too much spam,
Tune out the angry liars on the radio,
And TV news is just a big game show, so..

VERSE TWO:
My news ain't pretty and it may reek,
But at least it don't lie to me through its teeth,
The news now is bought and sold,
You can't believe whatever's bein' told,

Big Business has bought the government,
Democracy sold out at great expense,
But you won't see the bottom line,
Unless your willing to dig through grime, so

CHORUS
Go get your news from a garbage can,
Forget the internet, there's too much spam,
Tune out the angry liars on the radio,
And TV news is just a big game show, so..

[INSTRUMENTAL]

VERSE THREE:
I get my news from a garbage can,
It can be kinda' messy, hard to understand,
But it can't lie and if you want the truth,
Yesterday's garbage is tomorrow's news, so

I get my news from a garbage can,
I think it says the president's movin' to Iran?
Don't do it man, too much sand...on the other hand,
You can take a second wife, and start a new life, oh

OUTRO/CHORUS
I get my news from a garbage can,
Forget the internet, there's too much spam,
Tune out the angry liars on the radio,
And TV news is just a big game show,

Except for Comedy Central, of course,
When the truth's a joke, could things get much worse?
According to the coffee grinds and broken plates,
If we all get wise, it's not too late, so

Go get your news from a garbage can,
Forget the internet, there's too much spam,
Tune out the angry liars on the radio,
And TV news is just a big game show,

[OUTRO INSTRUMENTAL]

by Ken Myers,
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