#1
Kemmy Brandwell was telling me about how Simon Peebody didn't know he was going to the cafeteria at lunch and James Almin threw a porterhouse steak at Simons face and everyone in the lunch room laughed.

I spit up my milk on Tony Prebanichi and he threw a punch at me, but I managed to dodge the punch and he ended up hitting Deshawn Jackson and they both got into a fight. They both were slipping on the milk I spit up and then vice principal Cornelius Von Barterschmut grabbed both boys by the collar and took them to detention.

Guys, high school is so fun!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#2
I started laughing uncontrollably after the first paragraph, and I don't know why.


pls help
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#4
You got porterhouse in HS?
Fucking snob.
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#8
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I started laughing uncontrollably after the first paragraph, and I don't know why.

I started laughing after LostLegion's comment. It's hard to explain, but it's like it released all the latent lolz that built up while reading Nels's OP.
#9
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I spit up my milk on Tony Prebanichi and he threw a punch at me, but I managed to dodge the punch and he ended up hitting Deshawn Jackson and they both got into a fight.


so THAT'S why he was cut from the Eagles
#10
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who the **** is called kemmy

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Last edited by Jackal58 at Apr 3, 2014,
#11
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You got porterhouse in HS?
Fucking snob.

This is what I was thinking. Salsbury is more reasonable.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#12
1. I wish my high school was like that
2. Cornelius Von Barterschmut, that is my new alias.
3. Porterhouse eating bastards, If we got BEEF I'd be happy. **** you Australian health standards
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
Nobody in real life ever calls anyone by their full name right?

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#14
That sounds way more fun than my day..


Take me back to highschool, de-age me yo
#15
Definitly better than my day today!! HS here is boring!!
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#17
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so THAT'S why he was cut from the Eagles


+1
Seattle Seahawks


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#18
High school was okay. Not the best, but better than middle school and elementary school.
#20
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High school was okay. Not the best, but better than middle school and elementary school.

I dont have that - All i have is Primary school, High School and university if you choose it!!
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.