You know the king of surf guitar who plays Misirlou and other amazing songs? He is 76 now and still plays gigs. How does he play so fast for his age?? I just find it amazing, thats all. (No offense to old people xD)
masturbation, he said so in an interview last month

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It's over simplified, So what!

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masturbation, he said so in an interview last month

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Serious? Link?
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didn't les paul play all the time at 90 years old


Anybody know if Clyde Stubblefield is still around?
its pre-recorded cause he has no talent #macbookpro

Years of practice. Do you think he would have gotten worse after playing all this time?

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In all seriousness, he eats/lives pretty well, and if you actually compare his old recordings to his new renditions, he has indeed lost a bit of his endurance.
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I was all prepared to post something sad about how Clyde Stubblefield was no longer with us, but guess what?!?!?! Dude's still alive. Suck it Brits and anybody else who isn't funky and isn't from Wisconsin.
wisconsin is lame

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Dude you're a '14er stop it

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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS.
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TS is a good TS. I just hope he knows what TS means, because...

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