Nine-month-old boy accused of planning murder and interfering in state affairs

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A nine-month-old boy has appeared in court in Pakistan on charges of planning a murder, threatening police and interfering in state affairs, it appears.

Baby Muhammad Mosa Khan is one of more than 30 people facing charges after a police raid to catch suspected gas thieves in the city of Lahore, The News website reports. Police say the suspects tried to murder security officers by pelting them with stones. But the Times of India newspaper quotes the infant's father as saying the group was protesting against an electricity shortage.

The infant appeared in the courtroom sitting on his father's lap and clasping a bottle. He was given bail and the case has been adjourned until 12 April, reports from Lahore say. His father is also among the accused.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26887186

No kidding around, thank god they stopped him in time.
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#4
I saw that earlier today
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
That's fucking retarded.
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#6
kensai is back with his BBC articles. now I can finally stay up to date with the news.
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#8
How infantile.
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#9
Thank god. Now that they have him in custody, i can sleep at night. What a monster!
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#11
Is it wrong that when I first read the thread title I immediately thought "only in America"?
#12
Combine government with Islam and you get double the incompetence

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Poor baby, he's only recently gotten out after doing 9 months inside.

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Poor baby, he's only recently gotten out after doing 9 months inside.

this was a good one
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#16
I guess he must be abnormally intelligent then, since most 9-month-olds can't even form fully coherent thoughts yet, let alone plan a murder!
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Poor baby, he's only recently gotten out after doing 9 months inside.



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most 9-month-olds can't even form fully coherent thoughts yet, let alone plan a murder!


thank you

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Poor baby, he's only recently gotten out after doing 9 months inside.



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#20
I still think it's just one of the mods making us all believe that kensai isn't dead
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
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