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BONERZ
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#3
Trebor are so much better than Polo.

This thread is now about breathmints.
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#5
#snazzgasm is now trending on ug!




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Trebor are so much better than Polo.

rip robert
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
Fun fact: We had a kid in my year we called Trebor and then Rob because he used to buy sweets from the shop to try to sell to us for higher prices at school. Here's a picture of the little twat. He's 19 in this picture.

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
no way that's 19
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxoh2QEvlg
Get with the times. #yolo was so last year.
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#11
Yup. He has some disease or some shit.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Quote by Baby Joel
Trebor are so much better than Polo.

This thread is now about breathmints.

the post below you is appropriate because TREBOR MINTS CONTAIN GELATIN AND AS SUCH I CANNOT ENDORSE THEM

I mostly go for the sainsburys basics clear mint type stuff but today I've got some fruit ones

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There was this one kid that I knew growing up. He was pretty shrimpy, and everyone made fun of him. He was actually a really good guy though. Had a great heart, and didn't really resent anyone. He was super patriotic, you know like the type that would take a bullet for you, or a grenade or whatever. Sometimes it all got a bit annoying, but he was still pretty cool. Anyway, we eventually parted ways. I haven't seen much of him, but I heard he ended up joining the military. Because he was really short and scrawny, they didn't have much use for him on the front lines, but he was involved with a lot of top secret projects I guess. Last I heard he dressed in a weird outfit and hung out with Samuel K Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. I wonder what he's up to now.
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
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There was this one kid that I knew growing up. He was pretty shrimpy, and everyone made fun of him. He was actually a really good guy though. Had a great heart, and didn't really resent anyone. He was super patriotic, you know like the type that would take a bullet for you, or a grenade or whatever. Sometimes it all got a bit annoying, but he was still pretty cool. Anyway, we eventually parted ways. I haven't seen much of him, but I heard he ended up joining the military. Because he was really short and scrawny, they didn't have much use for him on the front lines, but he was involved with a lot of top secret projects I guess. Last I heard he dressed in a weird outfit and hung out with Samuel K Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. I wonder what he's up to now.

Samuel K Jackson?
K!!>?!?!?!>>?!>
#17
crap didn't even notice that I feel a bit like an idiot now
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
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