#1
My girlfriend stumbled upon some "questionable" videos on my phone, but not sure how. I don't really have any mature material on there and I haven't watched anything like that in a long while. Maybe it came from a torrent I downloaded? Anyway I have no idea what to do or how to explain this to her. Seems like anyway I put it will sound suspicious.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#3
questionable as in porn or like gay porn?

I don't see any reason a chick should get upset about normal porn. that's like getting upset the sky is blue, it's just gonna happen
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
just admit to her that you were watching porn its better than lying about it




#5
Flush the phone down the toilet. It's the only way out yo
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Last edited by sonic_hippy at Apr 8, 2014,
#6
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questionable as in porn or like gay porn?

I don't see any reason a chick should get upset about normal porn. that's like getting upset the sky is blue, it's just gonna happen


No not gay porn. She said a video of a guy and a girl.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#7
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No not gay porn. She said a video of a guy and a girl.

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#10
Just act like it's no big deal. Because it isn't.

A lot of girls secretly like to watch porn themselves. Maybe she put it on there hoping you'd be more kinky
#11
Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
No not gay porn. She said a video of a guy and a girl.


was it you and another girl or her and anohter guy?

If not, just tell her that you were watching porn and that it's something every guy with access to the internet or a video store does, and that if it weirds her out you'll try and stop
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
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lmao just own up to it. Is she angry?

Not sure if she's angry or not...she seems really uneasy about the situation though.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#13
Why does your user name suggest so heavily that you spend all your time masturbating?
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#14
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Why does your user name suggest so heavily that you spend all your time masturbating?

Probably because I created it when I was 13.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#16
if she licked ur asshole more you wouldn't have to look at that "questionable" material
#18
Deny the phone is yours.

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#19
Dump her for putting her nose where it doesn't belong, besides, if she doesn't like the fact that you look at porn, it's her own problem. It's really quite pathetic to be bothered by the fact that someone masturbates and pure idiocy to expect someone to only be sexually attracted to one person, unless they go and **** another person, it's no one's business.

I've always shared porn with love interests.
Last edited by Velcro Man at Apr 8, 2014,
#20
How did she find out? If she checked your phone behind your back you have several options.

First, don't escalate, just tell her you like watching porn sometimes.

Second, put it on her, tell her you feel betrayed by her even if you don't (because seriously, who feels betrayed by something so small?).

Third, escalate, tell her you're thinking of dumping her because of the breach of trust.

Fourth, dump her if you actually feel betrayed.

Fifth, dump her, then dump her body somewhere in the woods, then masturbate to said questionable video.
#22
Quote by azrael667
How did she find out? If she checked your phone behind your back you have several options.

First, don't escalate, just tell her you like watching porn sometimes.

Second, put it on her, tell her you feel betrayed by her even if you don't (because seriously, who feels betrayed by something so small?).

Third, escalate, tell her you're thinking of dumping her because of the breach of trust.

Fourth, dump her if you actually feel betrayed.

Fifth, dump her, then dump her body somewhere in the woods, then masturbate to said questionable video.


I suggest the fifth option
#23
Quote by snipelfritz
Why does your user name suggest so heavily that you spend all your time masturbating?


Whenever I see someone with a username with X's between the words, I think of it as being something like this:

Okie...oops. I mean...X! Captain Krabs.Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...X, Capt., X, we're, X, about, X, to hit, X...

Out with it man, X!

I, X, think, X, he's trying, X, to say... land.

...

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#24
she set you up...nut in her eye
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#25
Quote by Snake™
she set you up...nut in her eye



sounds legit.


OP maybe browsing too much on yer phone?
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#26
I'm mostly surprised that she went on your phone without you knowing and you're not pissed off. I imagine if you looked at her phone with out her knowing she would get get pissed off.
#27
this time icme across some questionable material my buddy was like dude lets do it
and iw as like i njot sure bro we jsut found this shit on the train tracks how are we supposed to even know what it is

but he tells me dude its april twentieth how many joints is people dropping on the train tracks

and we had faith in community and humanity
and wouldnt you know it it was a ****ing fat joint of dro

and i kicked my roommates ass at mariokart
and my g8irlfriend ate even more pizza than i did
she isnt fat though. probably skinnier than the last girl you banged
but shes japanese so thats a given
but ether way right
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#29
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I suggest the fifth option


The way i see it, it's the only option
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#31
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Whenever I see someone with a username with X's between the words, I think of it as being something like this:

Okie...oops. I mean...X! Captain Krabs.Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...X, Capt., X, we're, X, about, X, to hit, X...

Out with it man, X!

I, X, think, X, he's trying, X, to say... land.

...

soarrghlittlearrghtimearrgh

Arrgh!

East? I thought you said weest.
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#33
"Questionable material" makes it sound like what you were looking at is illegal, so unless your Ian Watkins you should choose you wording more carefully, or just ya know, say porn.
#34
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"someone stole my phone! and put dirty pictures of your sister on it!!"


it has happened before

it will happen again
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#36
Tell her to give out more, quit looking through your stuff and then send her back to the ******* while she gives out more while not looking through your stuff

Edit: ******* is still a banned word
I have nothing important to say
Last edited by JackSaints at Apr 8, 2014,
#37
Quote by lemmyisgod97
"Questionable material" makes it sound like what you were looking at is illegal, so unless your Ian Watkins you should choose you wording more carefully, or just ya know, say porn.

What if it is Ian Watkins style questionable material?