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#1
My parents are opening one and 4 out of 5 people that showed up today while they were cleaning were white people. My mom was really worried cause they planned on serving super duper mexican food and white people aren't gonna order anything but carne asada shit and that gets old after a while.

What do you guys want??
#2
Cheeseburgers.
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#3
To be honest, I like getting real Mexican stuff. Tamales, empenades (I have no idea if that's how you spell it), real quesidillas, etc. Real Mexican is loads better than Tex-Mex.
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#4
if you're going to bitch about white people, you might as well do it on tumblr like everyone else.
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#9
There was a one I went to weekly and I usually got a chimichanga, even after they took it off menu. The rest of tge food was good but the chimichanga was godly.
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#10
Americans don't like real Mexican food.
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#14
Burrito
Open burrito (tacos)
Burrito in sauce (tamales)
Baked/fried burrito (empenadas)
Pressed burrito (fajitas)

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#16
I like fajitas, tacos and burritos
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#17
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I like fajitas, tacos and burritos

Okay I'm gonna google what a fajita is but what do you like in your burrito?
#19
Honestly, Margaritas. I'm from a town that's mostly white, and this Mexican Restaurant with textbook mediocre food got really good business because their strong Margaritas. Good food would just be a bonus.
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#20
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#22
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Okay I'm gonna google what a fajita is but what do you like in your burrito?



beef! I like sour cream, cheese, onions, salad stuff, load it up!
and chimichangas are excellent.


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#23
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Okay I'm gonna google what a fajita is but what do you like in your burrito?

For me, as long as it has cheese and sour cream, I'll be delighted.

And beef of course. Maybe chicken. Sometimes refried beens.
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#25
I like pork burrito with sour cream and guacamole and rice and black beans and tomatoes and lettuce and a lot of cheese. I don't eat them too much though.
#26
margaritas is a good call (if you wanna be BYOB, make fresh margarita mix yourself and sell it in a glass and leave room for them to add the booze themselves)

al pastor is AMAZING. marinated pork with chilis and pineapple can do no wrong.

empanadas. all kinds.

sopapillas

make some nice plate dishes though too, not just burritos/tacos/nachos. shit like chile relleno, a nice marinated skirt steak with spiced rice and beans and mexican slaw on the plate

make authentic tortas (sandwiches) with marinated meats

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#27
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Americans don't like real Mexican food.


mexicans don't even eat mexican food though
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#28
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mexicans don't even eat mexican food though


yeah, only rich white people and middle class southwestern folk
#29
Just copy the Taco Bell menu.

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#30
I live in SoCal and there are great homestyle Mex restaurants on every corner. Guacamole, gotta have my guacamole and margaritas.

Remember the three basic rules of the biz:

1. Keep the place stupid clean and friendly
2. Use only fresh ingredients- made to order. No frozen crap ever.
3. Prepare only food you do well. Don't have a menu with 100 items on it.
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#31
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Just copy the Taco Bell menu.

we dont have access to the nuclear sludge they use for their meat, we can't compete

also note: white people really like their sour cream

also margaritas are a no because of how expensive alcohol licenses are here vs. we dont want drunks
#32
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mexicans don't even eat mexican food though

Not when the live in the US, which is pretty sad.

EDIT: On topic, Rajas with cheese rule. Also if you plan on playing music in the restaurant try putting mexican rock bands, there is more to mexican music than mariachi

Rock bands like Caifanes, Maná, Zoe, LaRevo, Jaguares.
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#33
Yo quiero comer las enchildadas y los churros.
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#35
Just have a mixed menu. Or do all authentic Mexican, but have a Tex-Mex section on the menu.
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#36
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Honestly, Margaritas. I'm from a town that's mostly white, and this Mexican Restaurant with textbook mediocre food got really good business because their strong Margaritas. Good food would just be a bonus.

Oh yes, this and quesadillas and tacos and burritos.

Basically if you can get it at tacos bell, make a better version of that (like that's difficult )


Edit: I meant making better quality food than tacos bell is very easy.
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#38
serve real margaritas. i mean like 100% agave tequila and real lime juice, with a salted rim. none of that sour mix BS. maybe even keep a selection for people who want to go straight anejo.

also, you must have some form of super burrito. choice of chicken, beef, or pork. and make it big. i know that i for one don't mind paying a few bucks extra for something that will make me uncomfortably full and gassy for the rest of the day.

and guacamole made in-house with real avocados.

if you have all of these things, you will be what i call an awesome ****ing mexican restaurant.
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