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#3
I see what you did there.
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Jackson Dinky (JB+59) > TC Polytune Noir > TS808 clone > DOD 250 > Modded RAT > CH-1 > GE-7 > TC Flashback > Plexi Clone
#4
I bet the forearm rest is comfy (:
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#5
I was expecting this:

http://www.krappyguitars.com
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#6
Is it tuned to Bm?
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#8
Side notes:
1.) Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet (their progressive design development goes back at least to 3100 years BC). The word crap predates his name. He used 12's on his acoustic toilet seat (and bowl) guitar and the neck attached at the 12th fret.

2.) It is possible and highly amusing to redirect the output of a pressure valve toilet at a 45 degree angle out of the toilet and into the room. A fairly simple plumbing modification. If the person who flushed is nearby, he becomes anointed with tank water. Best applied to the 4 am pee user who leaves the light off.
#9
Who made it?

Pee R Ass?

Shitcter?

E Ass Pee?
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#11
Well this gives a whole new meaning to the classic Brown Sound...

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#13
Quote by dannyalcatraz
Who made it?

Pee R Ass?

Shitcter?

E Ass Pee?

Brownmachine?

Craparison?
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

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#15
Quote by gregs1020
i like where this thread is going.

Down the crapper?
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#16
Quote by KingChris90
Ibanez?

Booooooooo...
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#18
Fart-King?

Fibernary?

Peevey?

Deucenberg?
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Last edited by dannyalcatraz at Apr 10, 2014,
#19
I can't wait to see Rob Crappers review this thing.
Roses are red
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#20
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
I can't wait to see Rob Crappers review this thing.

He'll think its the shit.

If he does, though, I know what song he needs to demo it with. Opeth's "Porcelain Heart".
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

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Last edited by dannyalcatraz at Apr 10, 2014,
#21
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
I can't wait to see Rob Crappers review this thing.

Dont forget The Craptain.
#22
I bet it will sound just fine through a Poogera Amp.
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

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#24
Quote by AngryHatter
Massive tonewood.


Probably made of Asswood.
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Jackson Dinky (JB+59) > TC Polytune Noir > TS808 clone > DOD 250 > Modded RAT > CH-1 > GE-7 > TC Flashback > Plexi Clone
#25
I'd make a joke about no tremolo arm on the guitar, I just don't want this thread to plunge.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#26
Quote by Archer250
Probably made of Asswood.

Swamp Asswood
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#27
Id play the hell out of that thing
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#30


Don't look too closely, you might see the single coil...
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#31
Quote by dannyalcatraz
Swamp Asswood

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#33
Im sat here getting so many weird looks laughing to myself.
I shouldn't post when drunk..



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#34
Quote by Spud Spudly
Perfect for Brown Eyed Girl.

...anything and everything from The Butthole Surfers, of course.
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

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#35
...or Turd Eye Blind
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#38
Flying P?
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#39
Does the neck take a standard crapo?
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#40
I guess this makes it the #1 guitar...
Gear:
Jackson Dinky (JB+59) > TC Polytune Noir > TS808 clone > DOD 250 > Modded RAT > CH-1 > GE-7 > TC Flashback > Plexi Clone
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