#1
I'm looking for a pair of guard animals to protect my secret diamond mine, which I recently uncovered in the forest behind my house.

Any ideas on a strong, terrifying, trustworthy animal, preferably not a K9?

Price is not an issue as I have a sh*t ton of diamonds.

Thanks in advance,
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Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

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Laney LV300
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#4
colin kaepernick, a badger and a new amp
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#6
lol some secret.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Just plop an elephant on top of the mine shaft.

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#8
Diamond mine, you say? It'll be a shame if something happened to it. Get one of these guys to handle it:

Skip the username, call me Billy
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#9
I heard ostriches can be pretty mean

but you'd be better off hiring a pair a squids
they'll shag a m8 up if u kno what i mean
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#10
Fecken, ghost horses everywhere.

With their sexy ghost horse butts.

No one will come near your diamonds.
ayy lmao
#16
The ultimate hybrid...

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#17
save some money and just get one stone golem
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#20
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Geese.

best answer




#21
Invest all that diamond money in bitcoin because nothing can possibly go wrong with bitcoin
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#22
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Invest all that diamond money in bitcoin because nothing can possibly go wrong with bitcoin


While you're at it use an anonymous untraceable server and invest the bitcoin in buying war torn land in Africa to buy more diamond mines... The cycle continues.
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How do you prepare tea?

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thrown into the boston harbor

Quote by Crofty89
Only if you boil the ocean first



JUST BOUGHT SIKTH DEATH OF A DEAD DAY ALBUM FROM THE US AND IT CAME WITH THE 6 YEAR OLD SIGNED POSTER (30/4/12) WIN
#25
Where are you and your diamond mine located exactly. I need this information to be able to help ya
#26
Get an otter. They rape baby seals. How ****ing hard do you have to be to rape a baby seal!?
#28
cats and golems

edit: and Irish people, lord knows they need jobs.
A poem.
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#29
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Get an otter. They rape baby seals. How ****ing hard do you have to be to rape a baby seal!?

Just as hard as to bang a consenting baby seal?

Tip: If you're looking to pick one up, I heard they like to go clubbing.
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#30
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#31
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#33
get a couple tumblr feminists
anyone who comes near the mine will be labeled as Mr. Entitled.
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