I used to think it was normal to make food in the ******* but now it's a bad word and i'm posh so that won't do. I feel dirty

edit: but seriously why is ******* censored? It's my favourite word well not really but
Last edited by Basti95 at Apr 12, 2014,
In the ********. Where else would I make it?
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In the ********. Where else would I make it?

You dirty man!

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Between ur mums legs

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in the microwave because I'm classy
It's over simplified, So what!

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In my designated meal-preparation-area.
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Oh, you mean the asterisk?

Yes, the meal preparing room.

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Depends what i'm making. Most stuff is prepared in a boiling pot or oven.
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The word k itchen is censored because of the 20 spam threads per day that were posted on this forum by adbots selling "Vance Miller K itchens Bristol".

It's actually been quite effective.
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Almost everything I know how to make involves frying or grilling.
In a kit chen

I don't have one though so I go to my friend's place next door if I need to cook something

I usually just eat out though because it's cheaper
******* is censored to try to discourage all those spammers. Are you guys really that simple?
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Edit: buwhahahaha that is awesome. stupid spammer and selling *******s.

Anyway, I have a microwave and without it i would starve.
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******* is censored to try to discourage all those spammers. Are you guys really that simple?

Other question: why the huge influx of spammers selling *******s? Also, does spam ever actually work for the spammers?
Oh, another one of those
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Oh, another "omg y kit chin sensord!!?"
posts again
Couldn't you sort out the spamming issues by moderating the first post made by each new member (especially if it's a thread made straight after they joined)?

also, I prepare my food in the room-which-must-not-be-named. Where else?
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