#1
I used to think it was normal to make food in the ******* but now it's a bad word and i'm posh so that won't do. I feel dirty

edit: but seriously why is ******* censored? It's my favourite word well not really but
Last edited by Basti95 at Apr 12, 2014,
#2
In the ********. Where else would I make it?
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#4
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In the ********. Where else would I make it?

You dirty man!

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#6
in the microwave because I'm classy
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#8
Do you mean like Arby's? I don't really get the question.
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#11
In my designated meal-preparation-area.
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Yes, the meal preparing room.

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#17
Depends what i'm making. Most stuff is prepared in a boiling pot or oven.
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#21
The word k itchen is censored because of the 20 spam threads per day that were posted on this forum by adbots selling "Vance Miller K itchens Bristol".

It's actually been quite effective.
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#22
Almost everything I know how to make involves frying or grilling.
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#23
In a kit chen

I don't have one though so I go to my friend's place next door if I need to cook something

I usually just eat out though because it's cheaper
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#26
******* is censored to try to discourage all those spammers. Are you guys really that simple?
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#28
*******

Edit: buwhahahaha that is awesome. stupid spammer and selling *******s.

Anyway, I have a microwave and without it i would starve.
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#29
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******* is censored to try to discourage all those spammers. Are you guys really that simple?

Other question: why the huge influx of spammers selling *******s? Also, does spam ever actually work for the spammers?
#32
Oh, another one of those
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Oh, another "omg y kit chin sensord!!?"
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#33
Couldn't you sort out the spamming issues by moderating the first post made by each new member (especially if it's a thread made straight after they joined)?

also, I prepare my food in the room-which-must-not-be-named. Where else?
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