Poll: How much you be hornin', yo?
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I use my horn at every opportunity. sometimes just to heart the noise
5 5%
I use my horn only when someone has wronged me
22 23%
I use my horn only to warn of danger
24 26%
I don't ever use my horn, even when it's warranted.
14 15%
I don't have a car
16 17%
shinysides is a cvnt. he should go fvck himself.
13 14%
Voters: 94.
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do you use it for reasons of vengeance? warning? startling others? like to make noise?

I use my horn frequently because my area (brampton Ontario) has the most dangerous in all of Ontario, and a lot of them blow through stop signs, red lights, cut through lanes without looking, etc. I use it for the purposes of vengeance (laying on a horn to fill an offenders ears with horrible noise), and warning other drivers that a moron is about to ruin their day.

1-2 times a week maybe.
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I use it sometimes.

Vengeance plus a middle finger and a "FUCK YOU, YOU FLAMING CUNTRAG"
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Seldom. If someone isn't paying attention when the light turns green I give them a gentle "throat clear" honk to wake them up.
I've owned my car for 3 years, never used the horn.
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Up in NY I rarely used it, since being in SC I've used a lot more. I swear they have clowns just giving away licenses at the DMV's down here.
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Pretty rarely. Last time I did was because some **** was randomly slowing down and straddling my lane and the turn lane like they didn't know what they were doing and finally after coming to almost a complete stop and making me miss the green light decided to turn right.

I've learned to live with most habits of bad drivers but shit, if there are cars behind you and you don't know where you're going, at least get out of the way or keep moving. Don't obstruct traffic.
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I use it when some dumb ass is doing something stupid. I make sure to really sustain the honk too. Finally I make sure to go around them if they're in front of me and speed off. Like a true asshole.

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I've used it like twice.
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I use it just so.

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Constantly getting cut off in the school parking lot, but my horn is dead everywhere except for a sweet spot in the top left part of the wheel which I always forget about, so they usually get off without my chastisement.
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Here in Britain we're somewhat ahead of other countries in motor safety and etiquette. I've never tooted, ghastly business.
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Basically never. Excessive horn use is a sign of third world countries
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I might have used it once. I would only ever use it like a "Hey, watch out!" or "Wtf are you doing?" There have been a couple of times where I wished I'd honked, but since I do it so rarely I don't even think about it until it's too late to mean anything.

Hell, it's a rare occasion to even hear someone honk a horn.
My friend honks his horn half of the time he drives me anywhere, it drives me nuts. I never honk cause who cares
I rarely feel the need to use it. I certainly don't use it in anger.

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Basically never. Excessive horn use is a sign of third world countries

So, basically every city in the US is a third world country? Seems reasonable.
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So, basically every city in the US is a third world country? Seems reasonable.

They should be ashamed, yes. Cities are different though. I meant just driving around anywhere.
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Only when people really **** up and it directly affects me. I just want to let that person know "you ****ed up." Only done it about 3 times though
I've done it a few times, but only once that i can remember. A few months ago i was driving home late from work getting off at a 70km/h road and some cvnt in a 4wd is coming behind me at probably 100-110 with no intention of slowing down and i was like holy **** is this guy going to kill me or some shit.. is this a scene from the terminator 2. So i brake because i was just ****ing scared and he drives through the emergency lane to overtake me. I horned the shit out of him and said a handful of fvcks. I'm a pretty aggressive driver myself, but that guy took aggressive driving to a whole new level.
Honking horns is for annoying sissy la-la's. If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.
I never use it. Although other drivers in traffic like to use it on me. I'd like to think it's a compliment on my driving skills. It sure is, right?
We have strange laws on car-horn use in Britain.

You can only use it while your vehicle is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence.

It is also the legal duty of every car owner to constantly make sure, to the best of their abilities, that their car is in good working 'roadworthy' order.

But, in order to legaly drive a car on British roads, your car has to have passed an MOT (Ministry of Transport) test, which requires the horn to be sounded while the car is stationary. And for a car driver to keep a check on the roadworthiness of his/her car, they must occasionaly sound the horn in order to check it's still working. (because a horn is a legal requirement for a car's roadworthiness)
Both of which are apparently against the law unless the car is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence.
I used to never use mine when I was living in England. Since moving here I use it loads because Australian drivers are ******ed and terrible
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You know that little cunt of a man/woman that cuts you off at a roundabout or any other crossroad really?

When they clearly know they're cutting you off but instead of at least doing you the common courtesy of signaling you that they're sorry or that they recognise the mistake, they just deliberately keep looking the other way so that they don't have to look their victim in the eye?

Yeah, those people have a special place in my horn-hungry heart. I'm not gonna let them get away without experiencing the shame of guilt-ridden eye contact.

When I'm cut off by such plebs I wait for the reaction I know I'm never gonna get and after a moment or two I'll let my car sign its mighty war song.

And they will know that they have sinned and that the Lord doth witnessed it in holy truth.



When I do it it's totally koo tho.

Just remembered, I actually do use it when someone really ****ed up. That's pretty rare but it still happens. Still though, those people. ^

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I don't have a car, but I do know that we have a law that stipulates that you may only use the horn in dangerous situations, like a chain reaction.

It's pathetic, I know.
I have a stupid old school horn that I use a lot.
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