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So yeah, I'm going to a strip club with a friend and I've never been to one, so I need recommendations. I also have some weed but don't know if I should smoke before or after the strip club. Anyways, I know there are some ****ing perverts here so I wanted to know how this shit works!
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recommendations on what exactly?


On how to do the stripper thing.

Singles? how many?

Should I touch their boobs and mottorboat them?

am I allowed to whip out my dick?

no but really... I don't know, anything you find pertinent about this scenario.
#5
It all depends on what the rules for that particular club are.
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#6
It all depends, but I'd spend as little as possible, and drink there if they serve booze.

No generally you can't whip out your dick, unless you're working there as a stripper.
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On how to do the stripper thing.

Singles? how many?

Should I touch their boobs and mottorboat them?

am I allowed to whip out my dick?

no but really... I don't know, anything you find pertinent about this scenario.

strippers are there to earn money. if you're willing to spend money, they will be more than happy to explain to you how everything works. just ask.
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Should I touch their boobs and mottorboat them?

am I allowed to whip out my dick?

don't do these things

I don't get strip clubs. That would just frustrate me. It's basically just embarassing paid foreplay without anything after which ughh
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#10
look at boobies
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There are no rules. Touch everything you can
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depending on the strip club, you gotta pay 20-30 bones to get in

after that you're gonna want to have around 50-100 in singles. sounds like a lot but remember you're gonna be high and or drunk and with pals and that shit goes quick

also keep a decent amount of twenties on you cause private dances and other misc. shit goes down.
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That was the first thing on my list of things to do at a strip club!

Protip: make sure to check out some butts too.
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Find the one named Anastasia, she's usually the best.


I'm willing to bet they are all Latinas just because I'm in Puerto Rico.

What do you think is the equivalent of Anastasia in Spanish? I'm thinking " Dulce" or "Estrella" or some shit like that.
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biblioteca?
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I'm willing to bet they are all Latinas just because I'm in Puerto Rico.

What do you think is the equivalent of Anastasia in Spanish? I'm thinking " Dulce" or "Estrella" or some shit like that.

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#32
*I've watched Channel 4's docu series on strip clubs, watch out lads i'm a pro*



But all jokes aside, what are you hoping for? Are you going for the experience and being able to say you've done it once? If so then get a private dance just for the sake of the experience? Most places i'd imagine have a 0 tolerance for touching policy, the girls would probably tell you the rules.

Strip clubs are a money pit, thats why the girls are there. Girls will approach you wanting to give you dances. If you don't want one then don't be afraid to say no thank you.

Be nice to the girls. As you can imagine, they have to put up with a lot of drunk nob heads, i'm sure they would really appreciate a nice customer. Maybe bring some chocolate to share?

As for the weed, most people don't like the smell, if you're gonna be getting a dance the girl might not enjoy the smell.... So i'd probably say after not before.
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#33
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I wanted to know how this shit works!


You'll go there and maybe you'll have an overpriced meal, then you'll have your wallet cleaned out before the end of the night by a woman that will do little more than remove her top & grind on your lap with your clothes on. Do yourself a favor if you absolutely must waste your money that way, pick up the phone book, go call an escort service, because either way you're getting ripped off.
#34
i drunkenly went to one with friends when i was still not totally out of my shell. you're gonna feel pretty bad about yourself, but then you see the other people there and realize your life's ok
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#35
i went to one on acid once, it was an insane experience. I can guarantee you that if you keep getting lap dances you can touch as much titties as you want. bring like 30 ones, and put three dollars on the main stage every time, it's pretty insane what some of those girls will do for 3 bucks. These establishments are pretty shady, 400 dollars later I found myself in a back room with two Vietnamese girls sucking these balls. It was a great night.

Those are my recommendations if you do go.

Although, I would not recommend going.

I felt very, very, very bad about this entire experience afterwards and in a way it helped me grow. Find a sexy woman, teach her to cook and suck on those titties like it was the day you was borned.
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#36
Go hang out with a bunch of losers that are there too :thumbsup: :lol:
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#37
Strippers like a lot of attention and are basically there to separate you from your money as fast as possible. If you tip them with 10s and 20s you will get a lot more attention than with 1s. Some are very good at their craft.
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#39
Bring something that can get a boner with you.
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