#1
One of the coffee machines at work says that it has:

"2" cup sizes


The 2 is in quotes.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

PS Seinfeld is on in the breakroom. "One tuck, one no tuck."
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#2
It is slang for too.

As in, "these sizes are far too cup."
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One of the coffee machines at work says that it has:


The 2 is in quotes.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

PS Seinfeld is on in the breakroom. "One tuck, one no tuck."



Probably to tell you it gives worth 2 cups of coffee but isn't 2 actual cups of coffee.

If it does in fact give a shit load of coffee, propose to change name into "musician's cup".

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#6
Probably so when someone uses it and doesn't get exactly two cups, they can't get sued.
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I came into this thread with a semi and left with a craving for coffee

This is embarrassing...
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#9
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Probably so when someone uses it and doesn't get exactly two cups, they can't get sued.

But then it would be:

2 "cup" sizes


Seriously guys, help me solve this mystery.

For the record, the sizes cost $.35 and $.50. And the "large" at this machine is the same exact cup as the small ($.50) at the machine in the other break room (the large there is $.75).

I MUST KNOW WHY!!!
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#11
That would be legit zomgy but there are actually two different sized cups. Not just two different amounts of coffee.
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I thought this thread would be about boobs.

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