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How wanker are you

From a scale of one to lamp, I'd say purple.

Quote by Telecaster7
Do you do it to queers?

Not sure what is going on. But I don't think I need a reason to kick a baby.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

I can't remember if Gibbs paradox is resolved by the use of distinguishable particles or indistinguishable?
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I've got a copy of The Prestige you two can borrow.

Slightly used.

Not at all. It'll only make my dick harder.
is your wank over 9000?
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)