#2
First gold, and now bears?

My God. What won't the Chinese farm?
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#3
When I first read that I thought it said that they were turning a bear into a sanctuary, and I couldn't help but be impressed like "holy shit, those Chinese can really stretch a bear!"
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#4
^if anyone could do it, it would be the chinese. or the native americans. but we killed most of them off to reduce the bear stretching competition.
#6
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First gold, and now bears?

My God. What won't the Chinese farm?

Pandas.
#9
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We must stop that genocidal country hmm hmm...it's about time


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