Poll: Biggest penis? (Penii)
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View poll results: Biggest penis? (Penii)
Paul Ledney
1 3%
Karl Sanders
1 3%
Big Boss
1 3%
Guy from Lust
1 3%
Caller of the Storms
2 7%
Satan
3 10%
666 Dimebag Darrell 666
3 10%
Seth Putnam
1 3%
Corpsegrinder
3 10%
YOUR CHOICE
13 45%
Voters: 29.
#1
It's a serious question, Caller of Storms doesn't count because he's Lexington Steele with a hoody*.

NO PICTURES. I don't want to see pictures, I want facts. Although pictures may serve as evidence they do not prove your point. What about the lighting or the camera angle? Small wieners can become salami in the flash in the camera.

Plus if you post pictures you're forever gay.

I won't reveal my vote until we get 666 votes.


*Lexington Steele already wears sunglasses

AWARDS


KEPULIX has been awarded the Mighty Manrod for reminding us all that Lord Petrus Steele had the member for the ages.

I live to war it's in my blood if I want it I take
The men I've killed the children slaves
and all the women I've raped
Between my legs I've got what it takes to be called a man
Fighting, feasting, fucking all I can
Last edited by severed-metal at Apr 18, 2014,
#2
Duncang
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#4
GG Allin.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#5
The poll lacks Hoest.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#6
Bruce Dickinson
So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world.
~Jack Layton 1950-2011
#8
Quote by Iced Earth9
Bruce Dickinson



Now now, no need to imply incest.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#10
I'm going with technicolours answer wait.....

yea I'm going with technicolours answer
Last edited by BL1NDSIDE-J at Apr 17, 2014,
#17
Why do you think Stranglehold is the moderator and you're not?
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#19
Quote by The Virtuoso
Why do you think Stranglehold is the moderator and you're not?


I refuse to be inside in the box.
#21
Quote by severed-metal
I refuse to be inside in the box.


Can I be inside your box? I promise I won't hurt you.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#22
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Remember when Rammstein released dildos that were supposedly molds of the band member's wangs?


And there was a bunch of average sized ones and one as big as Mike Tyson's arm?

On that note, singer from Death Angel... or maybe he stuffs.
#28
Quote by BL1NDSIDE-J
The ****? How do you guys know about other peoples cocks? fags.

Quit being so damn racist, dude. Clearly, we measure their cocks based on racial average and then estimate using an algorithm that accounts for height, age, and how dorky they are.
#30
Where's Peter Steele?
I’m not the man I used to be, I... I can’t go back to Arkham.

I... I should return to Arkham.


Among the churchyard’s mouldering stones I recognise a name – my own.
I have come home to Arkham.

#31
Quote by Kepulix
Where's Peter Steele?


Sometimes in my age I forget things. Awarded.

Quote by The Virtuoso
Can I be inside your box? I promise I won't hurt you.


If I'm not hurt I'm not doing it right, or maybe the other person isn't. I crave experience beyond limits, PAIN AND PLEASURE, INDIVISIBLE.
#34
penis and metal go hand in hand apparently

Quote by Stranglehold
He swallowed black nail polish and shat the word 'motherfucker' onto a non-metal kid. Rad.

Quote by severed-metal
You can dress a woman slutty, but she's not a slut. Understand?

living inside a drop only to die in an ocean
#37
Glenn Danzig, Lemmy.

I'd put money down that Danzig is totin' around a freaking street lamp post.